Why? Katy Perry is off raising a baby though we do get a quick glimpse of her at the beginning of this music videos that sees aliens wanting to abduct Katy Perry. The only problem? Doppleganger Zooey Deschanel is nearby and gets taken instead. Both celebrities lean into the meme that they look alike as Zooey ends up needing to act like Katy to save the world by unplugging the internet? Weird but still funny they did this.
9. Bring Me The Horizon - Parasite Eve
Why? Bring Me The Horizon's return to heavy music also coincided with this dark video which features the band seemingly turn into the monsters from the game Parasite Eve which was the inspiration behind the song in the first place. It's also impressive that they did this cohesive of a video without the band members needing to be near each other and as for the parasite looks? Those aren't special effects. The band had someone make masks that intense!
8. Run The Jewels - Walking In The Snow
Why? As noted in the previous section, COVID played a big part in music videos in 2020. Most bands could not get together to do music videos and RTJ is a perfect example of this, having to resort to animated, green screen and lyric videos to promote RTJ4 but none were as good as the Walking In The Snow video because lets get real... If you do a music video with toys you're probably going to make it on this particular list of mine.
7. Anti-Flag - The Disease
Why? And right after that we get a band that filmed a video pre-COVID so throw out everything I just said. Released at the turn of the new year, Pittsburg punks Anti-Flag gave us a great video referencing cult hit movie They Live where a pair of sunglasses allows a regular man to see aliens hiding in normal people's bodies. Of course Anti-Flag doesn't deal with aliens so in their version the sunglasses allow the wearer to see the true meaning behind ads, government and media.
6. The Ghost Inside - Aftermath
Why? Thus far we've stuck to music videos that look cool but if you've seen these lists in the past you know that generally videos that make you feel something gets ranked up high and The Ghost Inside released one such video this year earning them this spot. The band was involved in a scary bus accident in late 2015 which left 3 members in the hospital in critical condition including the drummer who was in a 10 day coma and lost a leg. The band returned to play a show in July 2019 and this year Aftermath became their first new release showing the band struggling to get better, enjoying playing shows again and screaming at the edge of the highway where the accident took place.
5. Pup - Anaphylaxis
Why? Alright enough with the mushy stuff. Canadian punk-rockers PUP released Anaphylaxis as a stand alone single early in the COVID days, only to be bored and record some new songs and release an EP in late 2020, but the best part of that album is the video for Anaphylaxis. Like RTJ's toys above if you have the balls to do a claymation video, even in COVID times, you deserve a top 5 video. Sure it's a little crude looking but it's punk rock dude. It's not supposed to be polished.
4. You Me At Six - Make Me Feel Alive
Why? We hit the part of the list where movie making is A+ which gets these next two up so high. First up is UK rockers You Me At Six with their comeback single Make Me Feel Alive which is through the POV of lead singer Josh Franceschi which is cool enough, except he gets mugged in an alley and they take out his fucking eye! We then get a split screen look where on the left we have the criminal with the missing eye and on the right Josh's mission to get his eye back, add in a Bladerunner esque look and you have the makings of an amazing video.
3. Taylor Swift - The Man
Why? Another early 2020 video where groups of people could actually gather. The Man sees pop sensation Taylor Swift take on the roll of, well a man. Taylor is completely unrecognizable in this video as she acts like a pompous man would and gets praised for the behaviour. Incredible hair and makeup aside we also get a cameo from normal Taylor as the director of the video asking her male self to be more "likeable" and we find out the voice of male Taylor is no other than Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
2. Story Untold - From The Outside I Seem Just Fine
Why? Alright let's get serious here before getting to the #1 pick. Big props to Story Untold for releasing my #2 video of the year despite having no budget as an unsigned band. Like TGI above videos should make you feel something and this one has the singer of Story Untold having a miserable time and ignoring texts from his bandmate as he contemplates suicide. In the end right before he goes through with the act he reads one last text which triggers a series of good memories which makes him not go through with it. The moral of the story kids is always reach out to your friends, especially in times like these to make sure everyone is alright.
1. Eskimo Callboy - Hypa Hypa
Why? Okay, it's silly time again. Eskimo Callboy is a total meme band, they know it, we know it but goddamn if I can't get over these Germans in mullets doing ridiculous choreographed dance routines in even more ridiculous outfits. If there was a metalcore version of Psy's Gagnam Style this would be it, video and all and becouse of it's sillyness Eskimo Callboy gets the 1st place trophy for best video of 2020.
2020 has been some kind of year but it's almost done so let's enjoy the holiday season with some holiday tunes. I've linked previous installments of my What's A Partridge? What's A Pear Tree? Compilations below. As always I claim no ownership to the music listed.
What's A Partridge? What's A Pear Tree? Volume 12:
1. Dallon Weekes - Sickly Sweet Holiday 2. blink-182 - Not Another Christmas Song 3. Patent Pending - Jingle Bells Mazel Tov (Dreidel Song) 4. Bowling For Soup - Father Christmas 5. Relient K - Silver Bells 6. Senses Fail - Donde Esta Santa Claus 7. Story Untold - Silent Night 8. Butch Walker - Last Christmas 9. Jonas Brothers - Like It's Christmas 10. Dropkick Murphys - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) 11. Goldfinger - Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer 12. New Found Glory - December's Here 13. We The Kings - The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting) 14. Reel Big Fish - Mele Kalikimaka 15. Taylor Swift - Christmases When You Were Mine 16. Good Charlotte - Let The World Be Still 17. Plain White T's - That Christmas Feeling 18. Dave Melillo - All I Want For Christmas Is You 19. MxPx - Punk Rawk Christmas 20. The Rocket Summer - O Holy Night
What's A Partridge? What's A Pear Tree? Volume 11:
1. Aly & AJ - Greatest Time Of Year 2. Goldfinger - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 3. Echosmith - Baby Don't Leave Me (All Alone At Christmas) 4. Panic! At The Disco - Feels Like Christmas 5. Butch Walker - Frosty The Snowman 6. I Don't Know How But They Found Me - Merry Christmas Everybody 7. Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground) 8. Creeper - Fairytale Of New York 9. Plain White T's - Do You Hear What I Hear 10. Patent Pending - A Better New Year 11. Fight Fair - Going Nowhere 12. Relient K - O Holy Night 13. Bowling For Soup - Miss You Most On Christmas 14. Taylor Swift - Christmas Must Be Something More 15. Carousel Kings - We Wish You A Merry Christmas/Auld Lang Syne 16. The Rocket Summer - Elf Creep 17. The Summer Set - This Christmas 18. Broadside - Wish List 19. MxPx Ft. Emily Whitehurst & Pierre Bouvier - December 20. Reel Big Fish - Whatever U Celebrate
What's A Partridge? What's A Pear Tree? Greatest Hits Volume 1:
1. Anberlin - Baby Please Come Home 2. From The Top - Hot Chocolate Stains And Candy Canes 3. All Time Low - Fool's Holiday 4. A Change Of Pace - Christmas On The Coast 5. Plain White T's - Christmas Won't Be The Same Without You 6. Sunrise Skater Kids - 12 Days Of A Pop Punk Christmas 7. These Kids Wear Crowns Ft. Vital - You're My Mrs. Claus 8. Artist Vs. Poet - Airplanes And Candy Canes 9. Man Overboard - Decemberism 10. Unwritten Law Ft. Sum 41 - Unwritten Christmas 11. The Matches - December Is For Cynics 12. Relient K - Santa Claus Is Thumbing To Town 13. Divided By Friday - All I Want For Christmas Is You 14. The Summer Set - Love By Our Side 15. Bayside - Angels We Have Heard On High 16. Suckerpunch - This December 17. .fun. - Sleigh Ride 18. All These Lights - Christmas Wish 19. Hawk Nelson - Up On The Housetop 20. Good Charlotte - Last Christmas
Press release: This latest set is more conceptual in nature, following the story of a loner named Jett who lives in a place dubbed "Sonderland," which is viewed as a combination of "Wonderland" and the word "sonder" which is the realization that everyone else may be living a life as complex and rich as your own. “It’s that strange existential realization that you are not the entire world,” explains singer Ben Barlow. “Everyone around you feels and lives the same way that you do. You’re just an extra in their story.”
My thoughts: This record is definitely different but still enjoyable. There's no certified bangers after one listen but there's enough to enjoy. The singles thus far have all been great choices and the only songs I'm not into is Quarry (big yikes) and Little Dove.
Broadside - Into The Raging Sea
Label: Sharptone Records
Press release: Broadside will release their new album Into The Raging Sea on July 24 via SharpTone Records. On the new album, frontman Ollie Baxxter shares: “All of the people I’ve idolized always say songs just flowed out of them, not because they wanted them to necessarily, but because they had to. Up until recently, that didn’t feel realistic for me. I didn’t think I was capable of creating art with that pureness of spirit.“
My thoughts: Outside of the closer which is a snoozer after one listen, this is a solid album top to (almost) bottom. I was worried they were going extra dark and melancholy on this release with the singles they've released and with the signing to Sharptone, however Broadside keep the punchy guitars and upbeat bangers like Dancing On The Ceiling and Overdramatic.
Taylor Swift - Folklore
Label: Republic Records
Press release: Surprise 🤗 Tonight at midnight I’ll be releasing my 8th studio album, folklore; an entire brand new album of songs I’ve poured all of my whims, dreams, fears, and musings into. Before this year I probably would’ve overthought when to release this music at the ‘perfect’ time, but the times we’re living in keep reminding me that nothing is guaranteed. My gut is telling me that if you make something you love, you should just put it out into the world.
My thoughts: Taylor, I love your pop sensibilities but this record completely lacks that. Maybe I'll come around on some tracks eventually but as of now the standout that I'll come back to is The Last Great American Dynasty.
Synopsis: Leo Borlock is an average student at Mica High School. He gets decent grades, is a member of the school's marching band and has always been content flying under the radar. But all that changes when he meets Stargirl Caraway, a confident and colorful new student with a penchant for the ukulele, who stands out in a crowd. She is kind, finds magic in the mundane and touches the lives of others with the simplest of gestures. Her eccentricities and infectious personality charm Leo and the student body, and she quickly goes from being ignored and ridiculed to accepted and praised, then back again, sending Leo on a rollercoaster ride of emotions.
My thoughts: Disney used this as a starring vehicle for Grace Vanderwaal who won one of those reality talent shows so she was a known commodity for most but not me and that inexperience shines through at times but the chemistry between the cast works well. The movie overall was good as it would rank somewhere in the middle of John Hughes filmography which is clearly the feeling Disney was going for.
Final verdict: 3.5 ukuleles out of 5.
Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn:
Synopsis: You ever hear the one about the cop, the songbird, the psycho and the mafia princess? "Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)" is a twisted tale told by Harley herself, as only Harley can tell it. When Gotham's most nefariously narcissistic villain, Roman Sionis, and his zealous right-hand, Zsasz, put a target on a young girl named Cass, the city is turned upside down looking for her. Harley, Huntress, Black Canary and Renee Montoya's paths collide, and the unlikely foursome have no choice but to team up to take Roman down.
My thoughts: I was on the borderline with my rating for this one as I was comparing it to Sonic and in the end I went with the higher one here as I just kept remembering how much fun this flick was. From the off the wall set pieces to colourful costumes to go along with slick action choreography and jokes for days to go along with the bone crushing assaults all the while backlit by a fantastic cast. These birds are worth your time.
Final verdict: 5 oversized mallets out of 5.
Miss Americana:
Synopsis: Miss Americana is a raw and emotionally revealing look at one of the most iconic artists of our time during a transformational period in her life as she learns to embrace her role not only as a songwriter and performer, but as a woman harnessing the full power of her voice.
My thoughts: I like most Taylor Swift music so I was interested in this doc however I don't follow the media around her so most of the negative stuff that came up about her in the film I had just learned so I felt a bit out of the loop. Overall it tells the story well enough through Taylor's eyes but I like docs that actually show several points of views which we don't get here. Only Taylor and the media through past broadcasts. Overall it was fine but not sure it's something I'd revisit.