Sunday 29 November 2020

Special: The King Of Staten Island, Becky, Hubie Halloween Mini-Reviews

The King Of Staten Island:

Synopsis: An aimless slacker dreams of becoming a tattoo artist while living with his mother and hanging out with his friends in Staten Island, N.Y.

My thoughts: Coming of age stories usually don't involve this much chaos and people in their mid to late 20's however Pete Davidson's awkward charisma works in spades and humanizes the entire story. The movie was a little longer than it needed to be, the heart at the end packs a punch and makes the runtime more worthwhile but it's certainly still a flaw. Director Judd Apatow seems to have turned a corner lately focusing on older characters however I can't help but to feel that after the success of Trainwreck he decided to spin the story around to a male point of view for this. So although it's not totally original, it is better than Trainwreck. That being said this formula will get old quick and Apatow is better than that.

Final verdict: 4 Ruby Tattoosdays out of 5.

Becky:

Synopsis: Spunky and rebellious Becky tries to reconnect with her father during a weekend getaway at a lakefront house. But the trip soon takes a turn for the worse when convicts on the run, led by the merciless Dominick, suddenly invade the home.

My thoughts: Smells like teen spirit? I'd say so. Kevin James channels his inner neo-nazi serial killer in a dark turn which is incredible for those used to seeing his bumbling buffoon antics he has always done. Lulu Wilson is a breath of fresh air that is running amuck through the horror genre. It'll be nice to see her branch out, which she starts here starring as Becky which is equal parts horror and gore as well as action which she handles with ease. The pace could've been slown a bit more but I'm not one to complain much about a balls to the wall pace in an action centric movie.

Final verdict: 4 coloured pencils out of 5.

Hubie Halloween:

Synopsis: It's October 31st in Salem, Massachusetts, and a town's eccentric, devoted community volunteer and the good-natured object of his fellow citizen's derision and meanest pranks, finds himself in the midst of a real investigation, for a real murderer.

My thoughts: An Adam Sandler Netflix movie? What a trainwreck right? I mean, yeah. It's not great but it could've been a hell of a lot worse. Adam Sandler is playing himself basically which is as cringe as you'd think it is but the fact that it's a seasonal movie gives it a bit of leeway into buffooneries. Unlike the above Becky, Kevin James falls back into old habits of playing Sandler's #2 and in this one his rival which after watching Becky is a rough go. The writing is stale and predictable but again you expect that sort of thing in seasonal movies such as this. Some of the gags are good, some play up Sandler's cringe which fall flat. In the end it's not must see Halloween viewing but I can deal with watching it once a year around that time.

Final verdict: 3 bumbling buffoon antics out of 5.

Saturday 28 November 2020

Top 10 Countdown: November 28, 2020

10. Machine Gun Kelly - Drunk Face
Last week: NEW!

9. Neck Deep - Sick Joke
Last week: 5.

8. Seaway - Still Blue
Last week: 9.

7. Less Than Jake - Lie To Me
Last week: NEW!

6. Meet Me @ The Altar - Garden
Last week: NEW!

5. Bearings - Sway
Last week: 8.

4. Machine Gun Kelly - Concert For Aliens
Last week: 1.

3. Machine Gun Kelly Ft. Blackbear - My Ex's Best Friend
Last week: 4.

2. Seaway - Big Vibe
Last week: 3.

1. jxdn - So What!
Last week: 2.

Saturday 21 November 2020

Top 10 Countdown: November 21, 2020

10. You Me At Six - Beautiful Way
Last week: NEW!

9. Seaway - Still Blue
Last week: 10.

8. Bearings - Sway
Last week: 8.

7. Run The Jewels Ft. 2 Chainz - Out Of Sight
Last week: 7.

6. Our Last Night - Ignorance Is Bliss
Last week: 6.

5. Neck Deep - Sick Joke
Last week: 1.

4. Machine Gun Kelly Ft. Blackbear - My Ex's Best Friends
Last week: 5.

3. Seaway - Big Vibe
Last week: 4.

2. jxdn - So What!
Last week: 3.

1. Machine Gun Kelly - Concert For Aliens
Last week: 2.

Sunday 15 November 2020

Special: Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm, Secret Society Of Second Born Royals, Vampires Vs. The Bronx Mini-Reviews

Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm:

Synopsis: Released from prison for bringing shame to his country, Kazakh funnyman Borat risks life and limb when he returns to America with his 15-year-old daughter.

My thoughts: I remember seeing the original Borat movie and thinking it was hilarious at the time but as time went on and I didn't revisit it I wondered how it held up... Was it really that good or did I outgrow the comedy with age? I probably should've revisited that film first but I figured I remembered it well enough to dive into the sequel and I can now say it: Borat is still funny. There are lots of uncomfortable laughs that you'd expect from Sacha Baron Cohen. The underlining themes and the heart he and newcomer Maria Bakalova brings to them is undeniable as is their chemistry together throughout the film.

Final verdict: 4 shirt tucks out of 5.

Secret Society Of Second Born Royals:

Synopsis: A rebellious princess is stunned to learn that she has superpowers and belongs to a secret society with a longstanding tradition of covertly keeping the peace throughout the kingdom.

My thoughts: Disney owns Marvel yet they still went ahead and created their own superhero team. I'm not sure the general public will care about this film enough for it to become a franchise but it was a fun enough romp complete with powers, jumpsuits and high stakes action... Well high stakes for kids I guess. In a past life this would've been a Disney channel original that is quickly dismissed but in the age of streaming Disney could up the budget to make a better movie watching experience. The actors do well and will likely be the next wave of Disney kids (if they aren't already).

Final verdict: 3.5 crowns out of 5.

Vampires Vs. The Bronx:

Synopsis: A group of young friends from the Bronx fight to save their neighborhood from gentrification...and vampires.

My thoughts: Vampires Vs. The Bronx wasn't a bad movie. It certainly had big plans with the script tackling societal issues in a comedy-horror about Vampires. Unfortunately a lot of the jokes didn't work and since it's based on children the horror elements are pretty tame which throws this into B-Movie territory which looking at it through that lens, if intended, isn't that bad of a watch. The actors and directing throttles the line between over the top and playing it straight in an awkward fashion but the script itself is still a fun enough journey that you don't feel cheated or a waste of time even though you may not come back to this one on Netflix again.

Final verdict: 3 B-Movies out of 5.

Saturday 14 November 2020

Top 10 Countdown: November 14, 2020

10. Seaway - Still Blue
Last week: NEW!

9. Neck Deep - I Revolve (Around You)
Last week: 5.

8. Bearings - Sway
Last week: 9.

7. Run The Jewels Ft. 2 Chainz - Out Of Sight
Last week: 8.

6. Our Last Night - Ignorance Is Bliss
Last week: 7.

5. Machine Gun Kelly Ft. Blackbear - My Ex's Best Friend
Last week: 6.

4. Seaway - Big Vibe
Last week: 4.

3. jxdn - So What!
Last week: 3.

2. Machine Gun Kelly - Concert For Aliens
Last week: 2.

1. Neck Deep - Sick Joke
Last week: 1.


Sunday 8 November 2020

Special: First Listen Thoughts: Machine Gun Kelly "Tickets To My Downfall", The Menzingers "From Exile" and Mayday Parade "Out Of Here"

Machine Gun Kelly - Tickets To My Downfall

Label: Interscope Records

Press release: In 2019 MGK released his fourth studio album, Hotel Diablo, which ended with the track "I Think I'm Okay", a more rock-leaning song collaboration with Yungblud and Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker. MGK, wishing to explore the sound further, booked a day in recording studio to work with Barker, to record what would become the song "Bloody Valentine". The session was so powerful to MGK that he asked Barker to set aside two months for them to collaborate on an entire studio album, to which Barker obliged.

My thoughts: This album has it's fair share of heat (Title Track, Forget Me Too, Jawbreaker) but the slower songs and the numerous interludes don't mesh as well for me after one listen. That being said the singles grew on me more and more as I listened to them so I have no doubt the album as a whole will as well. (Editor's note: After listening to this album more I can confirm I've come around on Lonely but I really still don't like the spoken word interludes which sucks because at the end of the Meagan Fox one the music is actually good but not worth listening to due to the conversation that starts it.)

The Menzingers - From Exile

Label: Epitaph Records

Press release: Philadelphia-based punk band, The Menzingers will release From Exile, a reimagined stripped down version of their 2019 release Hello Exile. From Exile was recorded from the band’s respective homes while in isolation during COVID-19 stay at home orders. The album will be released digitally on September 25 and on vinyl November 13.

My thoughts: I love The Menzingers. Not too many old punk bands can pull off the emotionally raw lyricism they can so this album should be right up their lane right? Not so. First off I'm disappointed they couldn't even give us one new song. Secondly with the exception of Anna and some of the strings on the record I didn't really feel like they did anything to these songs to warrant going back to. I think I'll just stick with Hello Exile going forward.

Mayday Parade - Out Of Here

Label: Rise Records

Press release: Alternative mainstay Mayday Parade has announced the release of Out of Here – a brand-new EP due out on October 16th, 2020 via Rise Records. In early March, Mayday Parade stepped into the studio with longtime collaborators Zack Odom and Kenneth Mount to record the EP which is the first new material for the band since their 6th studio album Sunnyland released in 2018.

My thoughts: With only 3 songs there's not much to say about this EP, though it is a strong listen, I can see myself going back to any of the 3 songs though I Can Only Hope started off a bit too dark for me it picked up and became an anthem by the end of the song. Mayday Parade have been a consistently positive band throughout their career and all 3 songs have the same theme of hope which is nice if you needed that little bit of positivity in your life. Just throw on this album and within 10 minutes you'll be in a better place.

Saturday 7 November 2020

Top 10 Countdown: November 7, 2020

10. I Don't Know How They Found Me - Leave Me Alone
Last week: 10.

9. Bearings - Sway
Last week: NEW!

8. Run The Jewels Ft. 2 Chainz - Out Of Sight
Last week: 9.

7. Our Last Night - Ignorance Is Bliss
Last week: 8.

6. Machine Gun Kelly Ft. Blackbear - My Ex's Best Friend
Last week: 7.

5. Neck Deep - I Revolve (Around You)
Last week: 1.

4. Seaway - Big Vibe
Last week: 5.

3. jxdn - So What!
Last week: 4.

2. Machine Gun Kelly - Concert For Aliens
Last week: 3.

1. Neck Deep - Sick Joke
Last week: 2.