Sunday, 24 August 2014

Top 10 Countdown: August 23, 2014

10. Less Than Jake - Do The Math
Last week: 10.

9. The Maine - Run
Last week: NEW!

8. illScarlett - Down For Whatever
Last week: 9.

7. Driver Friendly Feat. Dan Campbell (The Wonder Years) - Stand So Tall
Last week: 3.

6. I The Mighty - Love Your Sin
Last week: 7.

5. Weird Al Yankovic - Handy
Last week: 5.

4. New Found Glory - Selfless
Last week: 6.

3. Four Year Strong - Go Down In History
Last week: 4.

2. Knuckle Puck - No Good
Last week: 2.

1. Aaron West And The Roaring Twenties - Divorce And The American South
Last week: 1.

Special: Top 10 Terrible Movie Sequels

About a month ago me and my cohort talked about our top 10 favourite sequels of all time (HERE) so with the release of Sin City 2 this week (which was good by the way) I'm going to now tackle the other end of the spectrum with my top 10 Terrible Movie Sequels. Same rules apply as the previous list, only part 2's are counted and I took into consideration if the first one was good so this won't just be me picking on bad franchises (I'm looking at you Paranormal Activity)

10. The Return Of Jafar: Okay this started a barrage of shitty straight to DVD sequels Disney pushed out in the mid 90's and continued doing for the next decade... Were you aware The Little Mermaid had a sequel and a prequel? No I bet you weren't... And although those movies are likely worse than Return Of Jafar, it got the ball rolling and without it we wouldn't have had to sit through all the terribleness that came afterwards. Not to mention having a Genie without Robin Williams is just wrong...

9. Star Trek: Into Darkness: I know the critics and Mad Mike loved this movie, but I was not among it's fans. I found it incredibly unfathomable and was a mess. Where I left the theatre after the first Star Trek saying how much I hated myself for enjoying that movie (Star Wars is better). I left the theatre after Into Darkness hating the producers for allowing such a giant turd to hit the multiplex. But I appear to be in the minority around you Spock suckers. Moving on...

8. Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones: Okay so maybe in that previous paragraph I should have said Star Wars is mostly better because for all the faults Episode 1 had, Episode 2 decided to blow it out of the water. The saving grace of Episode 1 was the sweet looking pod racing scenes. Episode 2 just showed us that Hayden Christensen can't act and that dialogue can be very awkward in a galaxy far far away.

7. Iron Man 2: Iron Man was pretty much the perfect Superhero flick. Brilliant story, perfect casting, amazing direction, it was almost without flaw then we got Iron Man 2 which really isn't as bad as people say it is but in the end when you compare the 2 films it's not even close and because of that Iron Man 2 winds up seventh on the list.

6. Saw II: Okay so this is similar to Star Wars Episode 2 in the sense that the first wasn't particularly good, but at least it was original, by the time they got around to making a sequel which was about 10 seconds after Saw came out they decided they would just do the same thing again, and just like that the originality was gone and I vowed to never watch another Saw movie.

5. Piranha 3DD: The Piranha remake in 3D had some really clever tongue-in-cheek moments, unfortunately the sequel traded in that cleverness for boobs, boobs and more boobs. It was an insult to the genre and even more insulting to us moviegoers. There wasn't a single funny joke or a single scary moment.

4. Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen: The whit of the first film had worn off and we were just stuck with Michael Bay's directing... But hey! At least it's not Transformers 3? Right? Riiiiiight?

3. Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay: Harold and Kumar brought the laughs as they searched for a White Castle, but stick them in jail and it's just awful. This was clearly just a cash grab with no real story just a bunch of high writers deciding that they can do a lot of dick jokes in jail/ on the run plus it'll be funny because they're foreign... Just no writers... No. But on the plus side they did redeem themselves with the Christmas movie.

2. The X-Files: I Want To Believe: The first movie was great, it was an hour and a half episode of the X-Files when Mulder and Skully were at the top of their game in exploring all that was in the universe, otherworldly, supernatural and everything in between. The first film and the series was daring. So why not make a sequel? Give the fans some nostalgia... But abandon everything good about the X-Files and throw Xzibit in for good measure. The result was an incomprehensible mess that was no more X-Files then any other generic cop tale.

1. Son Of The Mask: Jamie Kennedy barely had a career after the cancellation of the Jamie Kennedy Experiment, and this awful sequel didn't help the cause. In fact it crippled him so much the only movie he was offered afterwards was the equally awful Kickin' It Old School. Essentially the premise is that Jamie Kennedy puts the mask on while impregnating his wife, the baby comes out as a half-mask hybrid. Terrible hi-jinx ensues... Assuming you haven't smashed the DVD by then that is.

Sunday, 17 August 2014

Special: 5 Often Forgotten Robin Williams Movies

This past week we lost a legend of the industry with the sad passing of Robin Williams on Monday. Most will remember Williams as the zany Genie from Aladdin or the gender confused father who will stop at nothing to see his kids in Mrs. Doubtfire. Then there's the serious roles, like the English teacher passionate about his students in Dead Poets Society or the incredibly damaged psychiatrist that is just damaged enough to get through to a rough around the edges Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting. Considering Williams has well over 100 acting credits there's bound to be a couple movies that fall under the radar of most. Good thing I'm here to remind you all of some hidden gems.

1. August Rush (2007)

An infant secretly given away by the father of Lyla (Kerri Russell) has grown into an unusually gifted child who hears music all around him and can turn the rustling of wind through a wheat field into a beautiful symphony with himself at its center, the composer and conductor. He holds an unwavering belief that his parents are alive and want him as much as he wants them. Determined to search for them, he makes his way to New York City. There, lost and alone, he is beckoned by the guitar music of a street kid playing for change and follows him back to a makeshift shelter in the abandoned Fillmore East Theater, where dozens of children like him live under the protection of the enigmatic Wizard (Robin Williams). He picks up a guitar for the first time and unleashes an impromptu performance in his own unique style. Wizard names him August Rush, introduces him to the soul-stirring power of music and begins to draw out his extraordinary talent. Wizard has big plans for the young prodigy but, for August, his music has a more important purpose. He believes that if his parents can hear his music, they will find him. Unbeknownst to August, they have already begun that journey.

Though mostly panned by critics (Rotten Tomatoes has a 37% critic score) the consensus being "Though featuring a talented cast, August Rush cannot overcome the flimsy direction and schmaltzy plot." It was well loved by the general public (81% of audience liked it according to RT)

2. Robots (2005)

The follow up to it's premier feature length Ice Age, Blue Sky Studios produced Robots for 20th Century Fox which tells the story of a young genius wants his robots to make the world a better place. He falls in love with a very sexy executive robot and must face down a corporate tyrant and aid a master inventor. Williams plays Fender, the often broken sidekick to Ewan McGregor's Rodney Coppebottom who just wants to be somebody.

Robots was mostly warmly received by critics who found the animation visually pleasing. Currently holding a 64% on RT the consensus is "Robots delights on a visual level, but the story feels like it came off an assembly line."

3. The Fisher King (1991)

Terry Gilliam directed this adaptation of Richard LaGravenese's mystical (and mythical) tale of redemption in the hard-time town of New York City. Jeff Bridges is shock radio DJ Jack Lucas, whose low opinion of humanity lends itself well to his radio talk show, where the enmity rubs off on his listeners. One fan in particular takes Jack's rants to heart and goes to a fancy restaurant with a gun, murdering innocent diners. Jack is so distraught at what his on-air suggestion wrought that he sinks into a three-year depression, drinking himself to sleep and mooching off of his girlfriend Anne Napolitano (Mercedes Ruehl, in an Oscar-winning performance), an attractive owner of a video store. Hitting bottom, Jack slumps to the river, prepared to commit suicide. To his rescue comes a crazed but witty homeless man named Parry (Robin Williams), who tells Jack he's destined for great things -- all his has to do is find the Holy Grail (conveniently located in mid-town Manhattan) and save Parry's soul. He also wants Jack to help him out with the woman of his dreams, Lydia Sinclair (Amanda Plummer), a shy type who works at a publishing company. Parry was once a university professor became unglued by a tragic event in his past; Jack soon realizes that to save himself, he first must save Parry.

It's amazing no one talks about The Fisher King as it gave Williams his third Academy Award Nomination out of 4 following Good Morning Vietnam and Dead Poets Society, of course Williams would wait another 6 years before finally taking home a Golden Statue for Good Will Hunting. Critics of course loved The Fisher King giving it an 84% rating on RT. The consensus was "An odd but affecting mixture of drama, comedy and fantasy, The Fisher King manages to balance moving performances from Robin Williams and Jeff Bridges with director Terry Gilliam's typically askew universe."

4. Insomnia (2002)

Director Christopher Nolan follows up his breakthrough sophomore film Memento with this remake of a stylish Norwegian thriller. Al Pacino stars as Detective Will Dormer, a Los Angeles Police Department legend who temporarily escapes an internal affairs investigation that may ruin his career by traveling to Nightmute, AK, the remote site of a murder that has the local authorities flummoxed. Along with his partner, Hap Eckhart (Martin Donovan), and the small town's wide-eyed rookie investigator, Ellie Burr (Hilary Swank), the exhausted Dormer probes the brutal slaying of a teenage girl who was rumored to have a secret lover. A clever ruse quickly lures the killer into a police trap, but the suspect escapes and a tragic accident at the scene leaves Dormer at the mercy of the murderer, a pulp crime novelist named Walter Finch (Robin Williams). As Finch plays a dangerous game of extortion with Dormer, the detective's mental health deteriorates rapidly from guilt over his complicity in a crime and sleep deprivation compounded by the lack of darkness in the land of the midnight sun. Meanwhile, the bright and dogged Ellie continues putting the pieces of a complex puzzle together despite Dormer's skillful attempts to lead the investigation toward the right suspect, but away from his own malfeasance. Insomnia co-stars Paul Dooley, Nicky Katt, Maura Tierney, and Jonathan Jackson.

Insomnia was a new direction for Williams career as it trended darker in 2002 along with Death To Smoochy and One Hour Photo. But it's Insomnia that people most marvelled at giving it a 92% rating on RT and saying "Driven by Pacino's performance, Insomnia is a smart and riveting psychological drama."

5. Aladdin And The King Of Thieves

In Disney's second straight-to-video sequel to Aladdin, Aladdin (voice of Scott Weinger) and Princess Jasmine (voice of Linda Larkin) have finally decided to marry, but when the big day finally arrives, the ceremony is thrown into chaos by the unexpected arrival of the Forty Thieves, who are searching for the enchanted Hand of Midas, a charm that will turn all it touches into gold. Aladdin makes the shocking discovery that his father (voice of John Rhys-Davies), long believed dead, is actually the leader of this infamous band of thieves, and when his father falls into peril, Aladdin must rescue him -- with the genie of the lamp (voice of Robin Williams) on hand to help. Robin Williams, whose voice work was considered a key factor in the success of the original Aladdin, returned to the franchise for this film after bowing out of the first sequel, The Return Of Jafar, due to a financial dispute (in The Return Of Jafar, the genie was voiced by Dan Castellaneta).

The story goes that Williams agreed to do the Genie as long as he wasn't heavily featured in the promo material (No more than 25%) after the Genie became the main focal point Williams was not happy and decided he would no longer do voice work for Disney... But time heals all wounds and Williams signed on for the third part, and as Scott Mignola said "It's a reunion Aladin fans will love".

Saturday, 16 August 2014

Top 10 Countdown: August 16, 2014

10. Less Than Jake - Do The Math
Last week: NEW!

9. illScarlett - Down For Whatever
Last week: NEW!

8. Handguns - The Loved Ones Who Hate Us
Last week: 4.

7. I The Mighty - Love Your Sin
Last week: 8.

6. New Found Glory - Selfless
Last week: 7.

5. Weird Al Yankovic - Handy
Last week: 6.

4. Four Year Strong - Go Down In History
Last week: 5.

3. Driver Friendly Feat. Dan Campbell (The Wonder Years) - Stand So Tall
Last week: 1.

2. Knuckle Puck - No Good
Last week: 3.

1. Aaron West And The Roaring Twenties - Divorce And The American South
Last week: 2.

Saturday, 9 August 2014

Top 10 Countdown: August 9, 2014

10. Weird Al Yankovic - Word Crimes
Last week: 10.

9. Hedley - Heaven In Our Headlights
Last week: 5.

8. I The Mighty - Love Your Sin
Last week: 9.

7. New Found Glory - Selfless
Last week: NEW!

6. Weird Al Yankovic - Handy
Last week: 7.

5. Four Year Strong - Go Down In History
Last week: 8.

4. Handguns - The Loved Ones Who Hate Us
Last week: 4.

3. Knuckle Puck - No Good
Last week: 3.

2. Aaron West And The Roaring Twenties - Divorce And The American South
Last week: 2.

1. Driver Friendly Feat. Dan Campbell (The Wonder Years) - Stand So Tall
Last week: 1.

Monday, 4 August 2014

Comic Shop Corner: August 2014

On it's surface August seems like a weak month, but if we dig a little deeper we'll find there is some books that may end up being quite good.

August's Donny-Approved Series:

DC's The Multiversity

Biggest Storylines:

Dark Horse Comics: The end of an era...

Dark Horse Comics has been releasing Star Wars comics for well over 15 years. When Disney acquired the rights to the Star Wars franchise last year the writing was on the wall for a move to Marvel as Disney now owned both companies. August though is the official end of the Star Wars at Dark Horse era... August sees the release of Star Wars #20, Star Wars: Darth Maul—Son of Dathomir #4, and Star Wars: Legacy #18. All these stories may be concluding, but it's the end of Star Wars as comic fans know it. Here's hoping September brings some great Star Wars work over at Marvel. But until then we mourn.

DC Comics: The Multiversity explained

The biggest adventure in DC’s history is here!
Join visionary writer Grant Morrison, today’s most talented artists, and a cast of unforgettable characters from 52 alternative Earths of the known DC Multiverse! Prepare to meet the Vampire League of Earth-43, the Justice Riders of Earth-18, Superdemon, Doc Fate, the super-sons of Superman and Batman, the rampaging Retaliators of Earth-8, the Atomic Knights of Justice, Dino-Cop, Sister Miracle, Lady Quark, the legion of Sivanas, the Nazi New Reichsmen of Earth-10 and the latest, greatest Super Hero of Earth-Prime: YOU! Comprising six complete adventures – each set in a different parallel universe – plus a two-part framing story and a comprehensive guidebook to the many worlds of the Multiverse, The Multiversity is more than just a multipart comic-book series. It’s a cosmos spanning, soul-shaking experience that puts YOU on the frontline in the Battle for All Creation against the demonic destroyers known as the Gentry! In issue #1, pencilled by superstar artist Ivan Reis (Aquaman, Justice League), President Superman of Earth-23 uncovers a threat to all Reality so apocalyptic it will take a team of incredible heroes from across the Multiverse to face it – including Captain Carrot, like you’ve never seen him before! But even with a multitude of alternate worlds to choose from, where every variation is possible, can anyone hope to prevail against the onslaught of ultimate evil and undying hatred – in the unstoppable form of a one-time cosmic defender with unimaginable powers?! Join us, if you dare, for the beginning of The Multiversity!

IDW Publishing: The War For Cybertron begins

It's here the beginning of the end! The Monumental final chapter of the Cybertron War trilogy begins, written by World of Warcraft and Diablo’s Chris Metzen and the legendary Transformers writer Flint Dille comes Transformers: Primacy #1. Optimus Prime versus Megatron. Autobots versus Decepticons. At the dawn of the conflict, battle lines are drawn and sides are set… now legends will be made. The war that would define a planet begins in earnest—and its revelations will shake the TRANSFORMERS’ world to the core! No word yet on if the outcome will effect the other Transformers series however seeing how IDW has been working in phases with it's Transformers title one has to imagine that the outcome will send ripples through fan favourite titles Robots In Disguise and More Than Meets The Eye.


Image Comics: Jim Zub spotlight!

Okay so Image actually has a lot of new titles this month, the most interesting however is Jim Zub's new series Wayward which has been dubbed as "Buffy The Vampire Slayer for a new generation". It follows Rori Lane who is trying to start a new life when she reunites with her mother in Japan, but ancient creatures lurking in the shadows of Tokyo sense something hidden deep within her, threatening everything she holds dear. Can Rori unlock the secrets of her power before it's too late? I'm not sure but I'm intrigued to sy the least! But that's not all for Mr. Zub this month, we get the landmark 30th issue of Skullkickers. In this special issue we discover different sets of Skullkickers from across space and time and you'll get a glimpse at some of these deadly duos for the first time—a tasty appetizer before the fighting feast yet to come...

Marvel Comics: The Road To Spider-Verse

I really could've talked about Figment and continued on with Jim Zub but... What the hell? Superior Spider-Man? Didn't this end in March? How in the world? Oh big Spider-Man crossover in the fall called Spider-Verse you say? Featuring all kinds of Spider-Men, some we know and love, some extremely obscure and some we haven't even met? So that includes Doc Ock's version of Spidey... And the story starts here!? Well yeah okay so not the main story but a prequel so to speak? Okay cool. Dan Slott is writing too? Oh with Gage... Still impressive. I'm excited. What goes on? Any teasers? No? So you're just going to make me pick up the book then? Wow how rude... Oh I didn't realize Andy Kubert was doing the art, that's pretty cool... Okay you talked me in to it. I'll grab Superior Spider-Man #32.

Other Top Titles:

FADE OUT #1
Publisher: IMAGE COMICS
Creative Team: Ed Brubaker, Sean Phillips, Elizabeth Breitweiser
Estimated Release Date*: 8/20/2014
Description: The first project from their groundbreaking five-year deal at Image will have Brubaker and Phillips fans, old and new, at the edge of their seats, as they weave an epic crime story unlike anything they’ve done before. Hollywood – 1948. A noir film stuck in endless reshoots. A writer plagued with nightmares from the war and a dangerous secret. An up-and-coming starlet’s suspicious death. And a maniacal Studio Mogul and his Security Chief who will do anything to keep the cameras rolling before the Post-War boom days come crashing down. THE FADE OUT is the most ambitious series yet from the award-winning Noir Masters.

JUDGE DREDD ANDERSON PSI DIVISION
Publisher: IDW PUBLISHING
Creative Team: Matthew J. Smith, Carl Critchlow, Matt Haley
Estimated Release Date*: 8/20/2014
Description: In an all-new adventure from Cassandra Anderson’s early days in the Mega-City One Psi-Division, writer Matt Smith and artist Carl Critchlow present “King of the Six Sectors.” It all starts with Anderson awaking from an unusually strong vision of an attack on the Megapolitan Museum showcasing Cursed Earth artifacts…

Saturday, 2 August 2014

Top 10 Countdown: August 2, 2014

10. Weird Al Yankovic - Word Crimes
Last week: NEW!

9. I The Mighty - Love Your Sin
Last week: NEW!

8. Four Year Strong - Go Down In History
Last week: 9.

7. Weird Al Yankovic - Handy
Last week: 8.

6. A Loss For Words - All This Time
Last week: 1.

5. Hedley - Heaven In Our Headlights
Last week: 5.

4. Handguns - The Loved Ones That Hate Us
Last week: 6.

3. Knuckle Puck - No Good
Last week: 4.

2. Aaron West And The Roaring Twenties - Divorce And The American South
Last week: 3.

1. Driver Friendly Feat. Dan Campbell (The Wonder Years) - Stand So Tall
Last week: 2.

Friday, 1 August 2014

Monthly Movie Madness: August 2014

I really need to get to the multiplex more this month. As of this writing I have seen exactly 0 movies from my July list... But there's still time. On to August's flicks which is full of Comic Book adaptations.

5. The Expendables 3: Yeah, yeah I know, these movies are pretty much the most redundant things that have come out in the last couple years but really when you get down to it, The Expendables doesn't take itself too seriously, so just grab your popcorn and shut your brain off for 1.5 hours... Okay?

Synopsis: In THE EXPENDABLES 3, Barney (Stallone), Christmas (Statham) and the rest of the team come face-to-face with Conrad Stonebanks (Gibson), who years ago co-founded The Expendables with Barney. Stonebanks subsequently became a ruthless arms trader and someone who Barney was forced to kill... or so he thought. Stonebanks, who eluded death once before, now is making it his mission to end The Expendables -- but Barney has other plans. Barney decides that he has to fight old blood with new blood, and brings in a new era of Expendables team members, recruiting individuals who are younger, faster and more tech-savvy. The latest mission becomes a clash of classic old-school style versus high-tech expertise in the Expendables' most personal battle yet

4. Let's Be Cops: Okay so in the grand scheme of things, Let's Be Cops has a better chance at being a stinker then being an honest to goodness "good comedy" that being said there are a lot of elements that lead me to take a chance on it hoping for the later. Firstly anyone who has seen the TV show New Girl knows our two leads Damon Wayans Jr and Jake M. Johnson have tremendous chemistry. It's also directed by Luke Greenfield who brought to life the hilarious Role Models. I'm not saying rush out and see this movie but I think we'll be pleasantly surprised when reviews and word of mouth starts to spread.

Synopsis: It's the ultimate buddy cop movie except for one thing: they're not cops. When two struggling pals dress as police officers for a costume party, they become neighbourhood sensations. But when these newly-minted "heroes" get tangled in a real life web of mobsters and dirty detectives, they must put their fake badges on the line.

3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: (Bashing Michael Bay Comment) Good! Now that we got that out of the way, this is still the Teenage Mutant Ninja Frickin' Turtles we're talking about here, even if we get given the Godfather III here we're still gonna smile reminiscing about the good ol' times.

Synopsis: The city needs heroes. Darkness has settled over New York City as Shredder and his evil Foot Clan have an iron grip on everything from the police to the politicians. The future is grim until four unlikely outcast brothers rise from the sewers and discover their destiny as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Turtles must work with fearless reporter April O'Neil (Megan Fox) and her wise-cracking cameraman Vern Fenwick (Will Arnett) to save the city and unravel Shredder's diabolical plan. Based on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Characters Created by PETER LAIRD and KEVIN EASTMAN with a Screenplay by JOSH APPELBAUM & ANDRÉ NEMEC and EVAN DAUGHERTY, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is produced by MICHAEL BAY (director and executive producer of the blockbuster Transformers franchise), Andrew Form, Brad Fuller, Galen Walker, Scott Mednick and Ian Bryce, and directed by JONATHAN LIEBESMAN (Wrath of the Titans).

2. Guardians Of The Galaxy: The reviews are amazing, the word of mouth is amazing, the visuals look amazing and the cast seems to be firing on all cylinders, this could be the best original MCU movie yet.

Synopsis: From Marvel, the studio that brought you the global blockbuster franchises of Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and The Avengers, comes a new team-the Guardians of the Galaxy. An action-packed, epic space adventure, Marvel's "Guardians of the Galaxy" expands the Marvel Cinematic Universe into the cosmos, where brash adventurer Peter Quill finds himself the object of an unrelenting bounty hunt after stealing a mysterious orb coveted by Ronan, a powerful villain with ambitions that threaten the entire universe. To evade the ever-persistent Ronan, Quill is forced into an uneasy truce with a quartet of disparate misfits-Rocket, a gun-toting raccoon, Groot, a tree-like humanoid, the deadly and enigmatic Gamora and the revenge-driven Drax the Destroyer. But when Quill discovers the true power of the orb and the menace it poses to the cosmos, he must do his best to rally his ragtag rivals for a last, desperate stand-with the galaxy's fate in the balance.

1. Sin City: A Dame To Kill For: Completing our Comic Book Trifecta is the sequel to Sin City, coming an unbelievable 9 years later, however like a fine wine Sin City gets better with age and A Dame To Kill For returns some important cast members along with some great newcomers that can result in the sleeper hit of the summer, well maybe Maleficent has that wrapped up, but still!

Synopsis: Co-directors Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller reunite to bring Miller's visually stunning "Sin City" graphic novels back to the screen in SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR. Weaving together two of Miller's classic stories with new tales, the town's most hard boiled citizens cross paths with some of its more notorious inhabitants. SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR is the follow up to Rodriguez and Miller's 2005 groundbreaking film, FRANK MILLER'S SIN CITY.