Saturday, 9 August 2014

Top 10 Countdown: August 9, 2014

10. Weird Al Yankovic - Word Crimes
Last week: 10.

9. Hedley - Heaven In Our Headlights
Last week: 5.

8. I The Mighty - Love Your Sin
Last week: 9.

7. New Found Glory - Selfless
Last week: NEW!

6. Weird Al Yankovic - Handy
Last week: 7.

5. Four Year Strong - Go Down In History
Last week: 8.

4. Handguns - The Loved Ones Who Hate Us
Last week: 4.

3. Knuckle Puck - No Good
Last week: 3.

2. Aaron West And The Roaring Twenties - Divorce And The American South
Last week: 2.

1. Driver Friendly Feat. Dan Campbell (The Wonder Years) - Stand So Tall
Last week: 1.

Monday, 4 August 2014

Comic Shop Corner: August 2014

On it's surface August seems like a weak month, but if we dig a little deeper we'll find there is some books that may end up being quite good.

August's Donny-Approved Series:

DC's The Multiversity

Biggest Storylines:

Dark Horse Comics: The end of an era...

Dark Horse Comics has been releasing Star Wars comics for well over 15 years. When Disney acquired the rights to the Star Wars franchise last year the writing was on the wall for a move to Marvel as Disney now owned both companies. August though is the official end of the Star Wars at Dark Horse era... August sees the release of Star Wars #20, Star Wars: Darth Maul—Son of Dathomir #4, and Star Wars: Legacy #18. All these stories may be concluding, but it's the end of Star Wars as comic fans know it. Here's hoping September brings some great Star Wars work over at Marvel. But until then we mourn.

DC Comics: The Multiversity explained

The biggest adventure in DC’s history is here!
Join visionary writer Grant Morrison, today’s most talented artists, and a cast of unforgettable characters from 52 alternative Earths of the known DC Multiverse! Prepare to meet the Vampire League of Earth-43, the Justice Riders of Earth-18, Superdemon, Doc Fate, the super-sons of Superman and Batman, the rampaging Retaliators of Earth-8, the Atomic Knights of Justice, Dino-Cop, Sister Miracle, Lady Quark, the legion of Sivanas, the Nazi New Reichsmen of Earth-10 and the latest, greatest Super Hero of Earth-Prime: YOU! Comprising six complete adventures – each set in a different parallel universe – plus a two-part framing story and a comprehensive guidebook to the many worlds of the Multiverse, The Multiversity is more than just a multipart comic-book series. It’s a cosmos spanning, soul-shaking experience that puts YOU on the frontline in the Battle for All Creation against the demonic destroyers known as the Gentry! In issue #1, pencilled by superstar artist Ivan Reis (Aquaman, Justice League), President Superman of Earth-23 uncovers a threat to all Reality so apocalyptic it will take a team of incredible heroes from across the Multiverse to face it – including Captain Carrot, like you’ve never seen him before! But even with a multitude of alternate worlds to choose from, where every variation is possible, can anyone hope to prevail against the onslaught of ultimate evil and undying hatred – in the unstoppable form of a one-time cosmic defender with unimaginable powers?! Join us, if you dare, for the beginning of The Multiversity!

IDW Publishing: The War For Cybertron begins

It's here the beginning of the end! The Monumental final chapter of the Cybertron War trilogy begins, written by World of Warcraft and Diablo’s Chris Metzen and the legendary Transformers writer Flint Dille comes Transformers: Primacy #1. Optimus Prime versus Megatron. Autobots versus Decepticons. At the dawn of the conflict, battle lines are drawn and sides are set… now legends will be made. The war that would define a planet begins in earnest—and its revelations will shake the TRANSFORMERS’ world to the core! No word yet on if the outcome will effect the other Transformers series however seeing how IDW has been working in phases with it's Transformers title one has to imagine that the outcome will send ripples through fan favourite titles Robots In Disguise and More Than Meets The Eye.


Image Comics: Jim Zub spotlight!

Okay so Image actually has a lot of new titles this month, the most interesting however is Jim Zub's new series Wayward which has been dubbed as "Buffy The Vampire Slayer for a new generation". It follows Rori Lane who is trying to start a new life when she reunites with her mother in Japan, but ancient creatures lurking in the shadows of Tokyo sense something hidden deep within her, threatening everything she holds dear. Can Rori unlock the secrets of her power before it's too late? I'm not sure but I'm intrigued to sy the least! But that's not all for Mr. Zub this month, we get the landmark 30th issue of Skullkickers. In this special issue we discover different sets of Skullkickers from across space and time and you'll get a glimpse at some of these deadly duos for the first time—a tasty appetizer before the fighting feast yet to come...

Marvel Comics: The Road To Spider-Verse

I really could've talked about Figment and continued on with Jim Zub but... What the hell? Superior Spider-Man? Didn't this end in March? How in the world? Oh big Spider-Man crossover in the fall called Spider-Verse you say? Featuring all kinds of Spider-Men, some we know and love, some extremely obscure and some we haven't even met? So that includes Doc Ock's version of Spidey... And the story starts here!? Well yeah okay so not the main story but a prequel so to speak? Okay cool. Dan Slott is writing too? Oh with Gage... Still impressive. I'm excited. What goes on? Any teasers? No? So you're just going to make me pick up the book then? Wow how rude... Oh I didn't realize Andy Kubert was doing the art, that's pretty cool... Okay you talked me in to it. I'll grab Superior Spider-Man #32.

Other Top Titles:

FADE OUT #1
Publisher: IMAGE COMICS
Creative Team: Ed Brubaker, Sean Phillips, Elizabeth Breitweiser
Estimated Release Date*: 8/20/2014
Description: The first project from their groundbreaking five-year deal at Image will have Brubaker and Phillips fans, old and new, at the edge of their seats, as they weave an epic crime story unlike anything they’ve done before. Hollywood – 1948. A noir film stuck in endless reshoots. A writer plagued with nightmares from the war and a dangerous secret. An up-and-coming starlet’s suspicious death. And a maniacal Studio Mogul and his Security Chief who will do anything to keep the cameras rolling before the Post-War boom days come crashing down. THE FADE OUT is the most ambitious series yet from the award-winning Noir Masters.

JUDGE DREDD ANDERSON PSI DIVISION
Publisher: IDW PUBLISHING
Creative Team: Matthew J. Smith, Carl Critchlow, Matt Haley
Estimated Release Date*: 8/20/2014
Description: In an all-new adventure from Cassandra Anderson’s early days in the Mega-City One Psi-Division, writer Matt Smith and artist Carl Critchlow present “King of the Six Sectors.” It all starts with Anderson awaking from an unusually strong vision of an attack on the Megapolitan Museum showcasing Cursed Earth artifacts…

Saturday, 2 August 2014

Top 10 Countdown: August 2, 2014

10. Weird Al Yankovic - Word Crimes
Last week: NEW!

9. I The Mighty - Love Your Sin
Last week: NEW!

8. Four Year Strong - Go Down In History
Last week: 9.

7. Weird Al Yankovic - Handy
Last week: 8.

6. A Loss For Words - All This Time
Last week: 1.

5. Hedley - Heaven In Our Headlights
Last week: 5.

4. Handguns - The Loved Ones That Hate Us
Last week: 6.

3. Knuckle Puck - No Good
Last week: 4.

2. Aaron West And The Roaring Twenties - Divorce And The American South
Last week: 3.

1. Driver Friendly Feat. Dan Campbell (The Wonder Years) - Stand So Tall
Last week: 2.

Friday, 1 August 2014

Monthly Movie Madness: August 2014

I really need to get to the multiplex more this month. As of this writing I have seen exactly 0 movies from my July list... But there's still time. On to August's flicks which is full of Comic Book adaptations.

5. The Expendables 3: Yeah, yeah I know, these movies are pretty much the most redundant things that have come out in the last couple years but really when you get down to it, The Expendables doesn't take itself too seriously, so just grab your popcorn and shut your brain off for 1.5 hours... Okay?

Synopsis: In THE EXPENDABLES 3, Barney (Stallone), Christmas (Statham) and the rest of the team come face-to-face with Conrad Stonebanks (Gibson), who years ago co-founded The Expendables with Barney. Stonebanks subsequently became a ruthless arms trader and someone who Barney was forced to kill... or so he thought. Stonebanks, who eluded death once before, now is making it his mission to end The Expendables -- but Barney has other plans. Barney decides that he has to fight old blood with new blood, and brings in a new era of Expendables team members, recruiting individuals who are younger, faster and more tech-savvy. The latest mission becomes a clash of classic old-school style versus high-tech expertise in the Expendables' most personal battle yet

4. Let's Be Cops: Okay so in the grand scheme of things, Let's Be Cops has a better chance at being a stinker then being an honest to goodness "good comedy" that being said there are a lot of elements that lead me to take a chance on it hoping for the later. Firstly anyone who has seen the TV show New Girl knows our two leads Damon Wayans Jr and Jake M. Johnson have tremendous chemistry. It's also directed by Luke Greenfield who brought to life the hilarious Role Models. I'm not saying rush out and see this movie but I think we'll be pleasantly surprised when reviews and word of mouth starts to spread.

Synopsis: It's the ultimate buddy cop movie except for one thing: they're not cops. When two struggling pals dress as police officers for a costume party, they become neighbourhood sensations. But when these newly-minted "heroes" get tangled in a real life web of mobsters and dirty detectives, they must put their fake badges on the line.

3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: (Bashing Michael Bay Comment) Good! Now that we got that out of the way, this is still the Teenage Mutant Ninja Frickin' Turtles we're talking about here, even if we get given the Godfather III here we're still gonna smile reminiscing about the good ol' times.

Synopsis: The city needs heroes. Darkness has settled over New York City as Shredder and his evil Foot Clan have an iron grip on everything from the police to the politicians. The future is grim until four unlikely outcast brothers rise from the sewers and discover their destiny as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Turtles must work with fearless reporter April O'Neil (Megan Fox) and her wise-cracking cameraman Vern Fenwick (Will Arnett) to save the city and unravel Shredder's diabolical plan. Based on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Characters Created by PETER LAIRD and KEVIN EASTMAN with a Screenplay by JOSH APPELBAUM & ANDRÉ NEMEC and EVAN DAUGHERTY, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is produced by MICHAEL BAY (director and executive producer of the blockbuster Transformers franchise), Andrew Form, Brad Fuller, Galen Walker, Scott Mednick and Ian Bryce, and directed by JONATHAN LIEBESMAN (Wrath of the Titans).

2. Guardians Of The Galaxy: The reviews are amazing, the word of mouth is amazing, the visuals look amazing and the cast seems to be firing on all cylinders, this could be the best original MCU movie yet.

Synopsis: From Marvel, the studio that brought you the global blockbuster franchises of Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and The Avengers, comes a new team-the Guardians of the Galaxy. An action-packed, epic space adventure, Marvel's "Guardians of the Galaxy" expands the Marvel Cinematic Universe into the cosmos, where brash adventurer Peter Quill finds himself the object of an unrelenting bounty hunt after stealing a mysterious orb coveted by Ronan, a powerful villain with ambitions that threaten the entire universe. To evade the ever-persistent Ronan, Quill is forced into an uneasy truce with a quartet of disparate misfits-Rocket, a gun-toting raccoon, Groot, a tree-like humanoid, the deadly and enigmatic Gamora and the revenge-driven Drax the Destroyer. But when Quill discovers the true power of the orb and the menace it poses to the cosmos, he must do his best to rally his ragtag rivals for a last, desperate stand-with the galaxy's fate in the balance.

1. Sin City: A Dame To Kill For: Completing our Comic Book Trifecta is the sequel to Sin City, coming an unbelievable 9 years later, however like a fine wine Sin City gets better with age and A Dame To Kill For returns some important cast members along with some great newcomers that can result in the sleeper hit of the summer, well maybe Maleficent has that wrapped up, but still!

Synopsis: Co-directors Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller reunite to bring Miller's visually stunning "Sin City" graphic novels back to the screen in SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR. Weaving together two of Miller's classic stories with new tales, the town's most hard boiled citizens cross paths with some of its more notorious inhabitants. SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR is the follow up to Rodriguez and Miller's 2005 groundbreaking film, FRANK MILLER'S SIN CITY.

Sunday, 27 July 2014

Special: Top 10 Batman Stories

Batman is 75 years old so what better way to celebrate than counting down his best stories of all time? Yes I realize I did this with Spongebob last week but I'm doing it again because I'm lazy. I must also note, although I love Batman I have read nowhere near every story so this is just my list of the stories I have read, some notable stories I have yet to read include Year One and Knightfall (Nobody got time for that!) also I've focused on Batman centric stories, sorry kids no Killing Joke or Arkham Asylum.

10. Daughter Of The Demon

Ra’s and Talia had been around for a little while before the famous first duel between Batman and Ra’s took place.

Batman fakes Bruce Wayne’s death and takes on the identity of Matches Malone for the first time (Malone is introduced and is killed in these issues, leaving the identity available for Batman to use). He teams up with a scientist who had worked with Ra’s (not of his own volition) and they race to stop Ra’s and Talia from unleashing a deadly plague. Through the story, Batman gets aid from some unlikely sources, like a famous skier!!

Ultimately, Batman tracks them down only to discover Ra’s dead. He takes Talia into custody but is then confronted by Ra’s – this is the first time we see the use of the Lazarus Pit. Batman is quickly subdued and Ra’s and his daughter take off.

This is probably the first “wow, Batman is tough” scene, as Batman manages to catch up with them and confront them again in the desert. Ra’s is suitably impressed. This absolutely DEFINED Batman comics of this era. Heck, this pretty much defined Batman for the entirety of the 1970s!

9. Zero Year

I would imagine that as time goes by, Scott Snyder, Greg Capullo and Danny Miki’s Zero Year will only rise in my mind, but it is understandable that a story that has just finished to be judged fully. However, we’ve  been treated to a powerful epic, split into three parts (Secret City, Dark City and Savage City).

This is sort of a re-telling of Batman’s origins, but it is SO much more than that. It is a man still learning how to be the best symbol that he can be, but it is also one of the Riddler’s most notable stories of all-time. The basic gist is that the Riddler has been manipulating people and events to the point where he basically has taken over Gotham City, cutting it off from the rest of the world. This runs through the background of Secret City and comes to a head in Dark City, leading to Savage City, where Riddler is in charge and Batman has seemingly failed. However, you know that can knock the Bat down, but you can’t KEEP him down…

8. The Black Mirror

Scott Snyder’s first extended Batman story is a twisty tale of Dick Grayson (as Batman) and Commissioner Gordon as they each deal with problems with their past. In Dick’s case, he encounters the daughter of the gangster who killed his parents while Gordon is dealing with the return of his psychologically disturbed son, James (the kid who Batman saved from dying in a fall from the bridge in Batman: Year One). Their intertwined stories make up the 11 issue arc, with short stories combining to form the larger narrative. Snyder is joined by two brilliant artists, Jock (who does the Batman stuff) and Francesco Francavilla (who does the Commissioner Gordon stuff).

One of the most impressive aspects of this story is that Snyder initially was telling the Batman stuff as a main story with the Gordon stuff as a back-up tale and then lost the back-up tales shortly after his run began but still managed to make it all work very well. It is a dark, character-driven work that deals strongly with the idea of whether people can change and how you can always trick yourself into looking past the problems in the people you care about.

7. The Dark Knight Returns

The Dark Knight Returns is one of the most influential Batman comics, well, ever, really. In his four-issue series set 10 years after Bruce Wayne retired as Batman, Frank Miller (with inker Klaus Janson and colorist Lynn Varley) basically established the way Batman would be presented in comics for the next…well…28 years and counting!

The comic is literally about the return of the Dark Knight, as Bruce Wayne realizes that his city needs Batman again, so he, well, returns. Miller plays with the concept (not originated by Miller but certainly cemented by Miller) that perhaps Batman’s existence draws OUT the crazies in an action-reaction deal.

As soon as Batman returns, so, too, does Two-Face and the Joker.

The other major characters in the story (besides Alfred) are Carrie Kelly, the teenaged girl who becomes the new Robin… And Superman, whose conflict with Batman makes up the finale to the series (Superman is depicted as a servant of the United States) where we see perhaps the debut of the whole “if Batman had enough prep time, he could beat anyone” mode of handling Batman.

6. Batman And Son

Grant Morrison debuted his years-long stint on Batman with this story arc with art by Andy Kubert and Jesse Delperdang that introduced Damian Wayne, the son of Batman and Talia Al Ghul, who has been raised by the League of Assassins. Talia sends Damian to sow discord in Batman’s world and to also draw Batman to her, to give her one last chance to have Batman join her in ruling the world.

Damian was a fascinating addition, especially his interactions with the rest of the cast (his best attribute as a character has always been seeing how others react to him)…

5. The Court Of Owls

This was the re-introduction of Batman into the New 52 and Snyder’s intricate plotting and bold new characters have made it the centerpiece of the Bat-books.This story is about the revelation that there has been a secret organization controlling Gotham City from behind the scenes called the Court of Owls. They collect and train agents known as “Talons” to do their dirty work. Naturally, they take issue with Bruce Wayne having such an influence upon how Gotham City so they decide to kill off Bruce Wayne. Obviously, Batman takes issue with this and soon finds himself trying to take down the organization.

Greg Capullo is a magnificent action artist and Scott Snyder smartly alternates between the mystery of the Court and all out action sequences where Capullo’s pencils practically explode upon the page.

4. A Lonely Place Of Dying

Marv Wolfman theorized that a reason that fans didn’t like Jason Todd was that he was in conflict with Dick Grayson, so in this storyline by Wolfman (spread out over Batman and New Titans) that introduced the third Robin, Wolfman makes sure to directly tie Tim Drake in with Dick Grayson, by having Tim figure out Dick and Bruce’s secret identities and then trying to get Dick to take over as Robin again as Batman is having troubles since Jason died…

3. Batman R.I.P.

Batman R.I.P. is the conclusion of Grant Morrison’s initial Batman run, and it basically is as straightforward of a “Good” versus “Evil” story as there is out there (which is particularly interesting
seeing as how it came out concurrent with another major Good vs. Evil story, Final Crisis).

Batman has been fighting against the criminal organization the Black Glove, but by the beginning of Batman RIP, the Black Glove has struck at Batman through various methods, some physical but mostly psychological, all designed to destroy Batman’s virtue.

Then Batman essentially goes insane, becoming a twisted form of himself…but is that REALLY what’s going on?

Morrison teases the reader with the question – could anyone go through the events that Batman has gone through over the last 60 plus years and NOT go insane?

So that lends some dramatic tension to Batman’s seeming insanity.

But really, R.I.P. is basically a love letter to Morrison’s view of Batman as “Batgod,” as when the bad guys think that they have broken Batman mentally and physically…well, they forgot one thing…

The whole story turns on its head when you realize just HOW prepared Batman is. I love that the story even forces you to go back nearly twenty issues and see exactly when Batman figured out one part of the plan. It’s all there in the story.

2. A Death In The Family

A Death in the Family by Jim Starlin and Aparo (with inks by Mike DeCarlo) told the story of Jason Todd’s death at the hands of the Joker.

First the Joker beats Jason nearly to death… Then more fatally with a bomb.

This was the story where fans got to vote on whether Jason lived or died and sadly for him, they voted death.

1. Batman: Hush

Hush took a similar approach to Jeph Loeb’s highly successful Long Halloween and Dark Victory comics.

Basically, he took an over-arching storyline and a mysterious villain, and then had each issue work as a spotlight on a different member of Batman’s large supporting cast of heroes and villains.

In Long Halloween, Loeb worked with star artist Tim Sale. Here he worked with Jim Lee, one of the most popular artists in all of comics.

In many ways, Loeb’s intention was simply to give Lee as much cool stuff to draw as possible, and to that end, Loeb wrote the series (where Batman is besieged by a mysterious new villain named Hush) with lots of notable events taking place, including Batman and Catwoman getting together and Batman and Superman having a dramatic battle (Superman was being mind-controlled by Poison Ivy).

Saturday, 26 July 2014

Top 10 Countdown: July 26, 2014

10. Arkells - Come To Light
Last week: NEW!

9. Four Year Strong - Go Down In History
Last week: 10.

8. Weird Al Yankovic - Handy
Last week: NEW!

7. Brigades - Small Time Crooks
Last week: 2.

6. Handguns - The Loved Ones That Hate Us
Last week: 7.

5. Hedley - Heaven In Our Headlights
Last week: 6.

4. Knuckle Puck - No Good
Last week: 5.

3. Aaron West And The Roaring Twenties - Divorce And The American South
Last week: 4.

2. Driver Friendly Feat. Dan Campbell (The Wonder Years) - Stand So Tall
Last week: 3.

1. A Loss For Words - All This Time
Last week: 1.

Sunday, 20 July 2014

Special: Top 10 Spongebob Squarepants Episodes

Can you believe it's been over 15 years since SpongeBob premiered on Nickelodeon? That's right. The very first episode of SpongeBob Squarepants premiered on July 17, 1999. So with it's 15 year anniversary this week I decided to count down my Top favourite episodes, now you'll notice this list is all comprised of episodes from the first 4 seasons, there are currently 10. A couple reasons for this, firstly I am not a die hard Spongebob fan any more so I watch new episodes sporadically, secondly the first couple of seasons were just that good. On with the list!

10. The Secret Box

Patrick has a secret, in box form, and Spongebob wants to desperately know what is inside. He puts his friendship at risk by trying to steal the secret, but this is Patrick so is it really a worthwhile secret?

Spongebob and his naiveté/over obnoxious behaviour is on full display here in this episode. Don't let the fact that this episode rank near the end of this list fool you, it's chocked full of laughs and has a brilliant ending.


9. Rock-A-Bye Bivalve

Spongebob and Patrick come across a baby scallop and decide to play mom and dad to him, but things get difficult once Spongebob does all the parenting while Patrick works and relaxes all day.

The part that makes this episode so great is the real life implications imposed on the first time parents as Spongebob cares and nurtures the Scallop while Patrick remains distant.


8. New Student Starfish

Patrick decides to join Spongebob at boating school for the day, but these two friends are soon going to find out that being classmates may not be as easy as being neighbours.

Like The Secret Box, this episode shows what happens when Spongebob and Patrick's friendship is put to the test. It's also probably the stupidest, funny, Spongebob episode in existence. So of course it makes the list.


7. Band Geeks

Squirdward feels like his music career is going nowhere when old nemesis Squilliam calls and offers his band the chance to play the Bubble Bowl. Squidward can't say no, even though he has no band. He must get the citizens of Bikini Bottom to play well enough to save himself the embarrassment.

This is the episode near the top of everyone's list, and although I don't like it as much as most... I'm not a fan of the ending sequence that everyone seems to love except me, but it's still a laugh riot.


6. One Krabs Trash

Mr. Krabs riffles through the citizens of Bikini Bottom's trash to find items for his antique sale. When he sells Spongebob a novelty #1 hat and then finds out the value of said hat (a million dollars) he tries desperately to get it back.

Mr. Krabs is cheap... But is he about to defile a grave over money? Of course he is. It also features likely the best fight scene Spongebob Squarepants has ever seen.

  

5. The Bully

There's a new student in Mrs. Puff's class, Flats Flounder, who wants to kick Spongebob's butt.

This episode tends to get overlooked but it has a good message to kids, also teachers are ridiculous when it comes to butt kicking.


4. The Camping Episode

Spongebob and Patrick are holding their annual camping trip and Squidward couldn't be more excited to have them leave for a weekend the only problem is this years trip is on Spongebob's front lawn... sand? Anyway... Squidward decides to show them how a real outdoors man camps, however he is not as prepared for the wilderness as he thinks.

I originally had this episode out of my top 5 but I had forgotten how funny it was, especially Squidward, he's given a rare chance to shine and he does not miss the opportunity... Even if it hurts him.


3. Chocolate With Nuts

Spongebob and Patrick want to live the fancy lifestyle so they decide to become entrepreneurs... By selling chocolate!

Along with Band Geeks, this is the most listed episode on top lists everywhere. Spongebob and Patrick learn that lying is no shortcut to success here... Actually we pretty much learn the opposite. But this episode is hilarious!


2. I Had An Accident

After a traumatic accident leaves Spongebob's backside in pieces, he decides not to leave his house since if he injures it again he'll be stuck in The Iron Butt. Sandy and Patrick must convince him to leave his house somehow.

I really wanted to make this number 1, but unfortunately when push comes to shove I had to place this at number 2. More laughs than should be allowed in a 12 minute episode. And that ending... Dear lord that ending is fantastic.


1. Krusty Towers

Mr. Krabs stays at a hotel and gets pampered but has to pay for every little thing, mostly at exorbitant prices. Thus he decides to open his own hotel, yet employee Squidward has some problems adjusting.

For whatever reason, no one seems to love this episode but me. But it is quotable and hilarious. The dialogue between Patrick and Squidward is what makes the episode. Whether Patrick is learning that the Krusty Krab is now a hotel, or learning it for the second or third time... Or if he's simply trying to get away from it all with a suitcase full of rocks.