Top 10 Countdown: December 30, 2017

10. Marianas Trench - Astoria
Last week: 10.


9. All Time Low - Good Times
Last week: NEW!


8. Knuckle Puck - Gone
Last week: 9.


7. Grayscale - Love Yourself
Last week: 2.


6. Anti-Flag - When The Wall Falls
Last week: 8.


5. With Confidence - Waterfall
Last week: 7.


4. We Were Sharks - Beyond Repair
Last week: 5.


3. A Day To Remember - We Got This
Last week: 4.


2. The Gospel Youth - Kids
Last week: 3.


1. Roam - Alive
Last week: 1.

Top 10 Countdown: December 23, 2017

10. Marianas Trench - Astoria
Last week: NEW!


9. Knuckle Puck - Gone
Last week: NEW!


8. Anti-Flag - When The Wall Falls
Last week: 9.


7. With Confidence - Waterfall
Last week: 8.


6. Silverstein - The Afterglow
Last week: 2.


5. We Were Sharks - Beyond Repair
Last week: 7.


4. A Day To Remember - We Got This
Last week: 5.


3. The Gospel Youth - Kids
Last week: 4.


2. Grayscale - Love Yourself
Last week: 1.


1. Roam - Alive
Last week: 3.

LOST! Special: Christmas CD's

Hey everyone!! It's another holiday season which means another edition of "What's A Partridge? What's A Pear Tree?" the annual Christmas compilation I create. Here's this year's CD (volume 10) as well as the previous volumes as well as download links and the tracklisting. Further note: I claim no ownership of any of this music listed and/or linked.

Volume 10:

1. Count Your Blessings - Jingle Bell Stomp
2. Far From Proper - This Holiday
3. Bowling For Soup - Merry Christmas I Don't Want To Fight
4. Jesse McCartney - One Way Or Another
5. Creeper - Blue Christmas
6. Butch Walker - Santa'Self (Fuck Your Christmas Party)
7. Taylor Swift - White Christmas
8. Priorities - It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
9. Echosmith Ft. Hunter Hayes - Happy X-Mas (War Is Over)
10. Jimmy Eat World - 12.23.95
11. Chase Huglin - Christmas Eve/Pierceton Queen
12. Stick Around - That Time Of Year Again
13. Patent Pending - Christmas Is Already A Thing
14. The Rocket Summer - Christmas Madness
15. Carousel Kings - Silent Night
16. The Great Heights Band - Twisted Christmas
17. MxPx - So This Is Christmas
18. Plain White T's - Christmas Won't Be The Same Without You
19. Relient K - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
20. Good Charlotte - Last Christmas

LINK

Volume 9:

1. Suckerpunch - This December
2. The Matches - Happy New Year
3. Go Radio - O Holy Night
4. The Downtown Fiction - Forgot It Was Christmas
5. The Holidaze - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
6. Divided By Friday - All I Want For Christmas Is You
7. Hawk Nelson - Silent Night
8. All Hands On Deck - Snowflakes & Heartbreaks
9. Courage My Love - Last Christmas
10. Bowling For Soup - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
11. Alcoa - Blue Christmas
12. Sophomore - Wonderful Christmastime
13. Count Your Blessings - Too Much Eggnog
14. Shelbyville - Leave It To Christians To Ruin A Perfectly Good Holiday
15. Relient K - Handel's Messiah
16. Less Than Jake - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
17. Taking Back Sunday - Merry Christmas, I Missed You So Much
18. In Her Own Words - Yule Shoot Your Eye Out
19. Lee Corey Oswald - A Chill Time To All And To All A Chill Time
20. MxPx - Auld Lang Syne

LINK

Volume 8:

1. Relient K - Angels We Have Heard On High
2. Seasons Change - Holidays
3. Count Your Blessings - Round Up The Christmas Tree
4. Jason Lancaster - All I Can Give You
5. Issues - Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
6. It's Only A Story - I'm Coming Home
7. Amely - Christmas Time Again
8. William Beckett - Do You Hear What I Hear?
9. State Faults - Mookie's Last Christmas
10. Automatic Habit - Merry Christmas, Don't Come Home
11. Divide & Conquer - I Sat On Santa's Lap And All I Got Was This Restraining Order
12. Metro Station - Last Christmas
13. This Wild Life - Sleigh Ride
14. MxPx - 2005
15. Sunrise Skater Kids - 12 Days Of A Pop Punk Christmas
16. Sherri Dupree & Max Bemis - White Christmas
17. Hawk Nelson - Up On The Housetop
18. illScarlett - Christmas Vacation
19. Daisyhead - Silent Night
20. A Rocket To The Moon - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

LINK

Volume 7:

1. The Ready Set – I Don’t Wanna Spend Another Christmas Without You
2. Hawk Nelson – The Holly And The Ivy
3. I Can Make A Mess – Please Come Home For Christmas
4. Sparks The Rescue – Christmas Brings Me Down
5. Man Overboard – Father Christmas
6. Relient K – I Celebrate The Day
7. All Time Low – Fool’s Holiday
8. Jimmy Eat World – Last Christmas
9. MxPx – You’re The One I Miss (This Christmas)
10. Hey Monday – Oh, Holy Night
11. Jesse McCartney – Winter Wonderland
12. From The Top – Hot Chocolate Stains And Candy Canes
13. Adalie – I Won’t Be Home For Christmas
14. Rancid – Christmas Eve (She Got Up And Left Me)
15. June – A Wonderful Christmas Time
16. Artist Vs. Poet – Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
17. The Salads – Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
18. Allison Weiss – December
19. The Fold – This Christmas
20. Count Your Blessings – A Nutty Christmas

LINK

Volume 6:

1. The Summer Set - Old Mexico
2. Hawk Nelson - I Saw Three Ships
3. MxPx - The Late Great Snowball Fight Of 2006
4. Artist Vs. Poet - Happy Holidays, You Bastard
5. All These Lights - Christmas Wish
6. Real Friends - I Had A Heart
7. fun. - Believe In Me
8. Same As Sunday - Up On The Housetop
9. Three Cent Cinema - Home(sick) For Christmas
10. Patent Pending - She's A Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas
11. Relient K - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
12. These Kids Wear Crowns Ft. Vital - You're My Mrs. Claus
13. Driver Friendly - X-Mas In Texas
14. New Found Glory - Nothing For Christmas
15. July - This Christmas
16. Allister - Scottie For X-Mas
17. Hey Monday - Mixtape For Christmas
18. I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business - Season's Greetings
19. Less Than Jake - Frosty The Snowman
20. Count Your Blessings - Two Front Teeth

LINK

Volume 5:

1. Home Grown - Feliz Navidad
2. Annelids - Christmas Don't Be Late
3. With Honors - Happy X-Mas
4. The Click Five - My Girlfriend (Forgot Me This Christmas)
5. Zebrahead - Deck The Balls (I Hate Christmas)
6. fun. - Sleigh Ride
7. Fireworks - Maybe This Christmas
8. Hey Monday - Shafted
9. Fighting For Ithaca - Partying With Santa
10. Relient K - In Like A Lion (Always Winter)
11. Runner Runner - Christmas In California (You're My Holday)
12. Forever The Sickest Kids - Mistletoe Is For Quitters
13. Hawk Nelson - The Wassail Song
14. We Stand Victorious - Three Ho's Are Better Than One
15. Unwritten Law - Please Come Home For Christmas
16. Into It. Over It. - Westmont, NJ
17. Artist Vs. Poet - Airplanes And Candy Canes
18. blink-182 - Happy Holidays, You Bastard
19. You, Me and Everyone We Know - We Got Diggin' Out To Do
20. These Kids Wear Crowns - Red, White, And You

LINK

Volume 4:

1. Set Your Goals - Rest Holiday
2. The Summer Set - Something 'Bout This Time Of Year
3. Tumbledown - Run Run Rudolph
4. Hawk Nelson - Hark The Herald Angel Sing/O Come All Ye Faithful
5. Taking Back Sunday - 12 Days Of Christmas
6. Brighten & The Maine - Merry Christmas Baby
7. (+44) - Christmas Vacation
8. Man Overboard - Decemberism
9. A Change Of Pace - Christmas On The Coast
10. All Time Low - Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass
11. Taylor Swift - Last Christmas
12. MxPx - Christmas Only Comes Once A Year
13. Hey Monday - Without You
14. Big D And The Kids Table - A Wicked Hardcore Christmas
15. Fenix TX - Feliz Navidad
16. We The Kings Ft. Martin Johnson (Boys Like Girls) - There Is A Light
17. Relient K - Deck The Halls
18. Less Than Jake - I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas
19. I Call Fives - This X-Mas
20. Valencia - Father Christmas

LINK

Volume 3:

1. Breathe Carolina - Mile High Christmas
2. Relient K - Sleigh Ride
3. MxPx - Christmas Night Of Zombies
4. For All Those Sleeping - Maybe This Christmas
5. The Maine - Last Christmas
6. I Am Alaska - Carol Of The Bells
7. The Swellers - 2009
8. Relient K - Merry Christmas, Here's To Many More
9. Artist Vs. Poet - Christmas With You
10. Relient K - I Hate Christmas Parties
11. Jesse McCartney - Please Come Home For Christmas
12. A Day To Remember - Right Where You Want Me To Be
13. Bayside - Angels We Have Heard On High
14. Socratic - A Christmas Coal Carol
15. The Summer Set - Love By Our Side
16. Good Charlotte - Christmas By The Phone
17. Josh Ramsay (Mariana's Trench) - Baby, Please Come Home
18. Faber Drive - Sing In Celebration
19. Kill Wealthy Dogwager - Father Christmas
20. The Wonder Years - Christmas At 22

LINK

Volume 2:

1. Relient K - We Wish You A Merry Christmas
2. The Used - Alone This Holiday
3. The Matches - December Is For Cynics
4. Cartel - Rocking Around The Christmas Tree
5. The Maine - Mr. Winter
6. The Ramones - Merrt Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight)
7. 98 Degrees - This Gift
8. New Found Glory - The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)
9. The Maine - Ho Ho Hopefully
10. Fall Out Boy - Yule Shoot Your Eye Out
11. Matchbook Romance - I'll Be Home For Christmas
12. Fountains Of Wayne - I Want An Alien For Christmas
13. Hilary Duff - What Christmas Should Be
14. Sugarcult - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
15. Hilary Duff Ft. L'il Romeo - Tell Me A Story (About The Night Before)
16. Bayside - A Long December
17. Valencia - Pennsylvania Holiday
18. Jack's Mannequin - The Lights And The Buzz
19. Saosin - Mookie's Last Christmas
20. Simple Plan - My Christmas List
21. Plain White T's - Season Of A Lifetime
22. Unwritten Law Ft. Sum 41 - Unwritten Christmas

LINK

Volume 1:

1. Home Grown - Christmas Crush
2. The Maine - Santa Stole My Girlfriend
3. Relient K - I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas
4. Frickin' A - Merry Frickin' Christmas
5. New Found Glory - Ex-Miss
6. Hawk Nelson - Last Christmas
7. Gatsby's American Dream - Christmas Time Is Here
8. Relient K - Santa Claus Is Thumbing To Town
9. blink-182 - I Won't Be Home For Christmas
10. FM Static - Christmas Shoes
11. A Rocket To The Moon - I Believe In Us (This Holiday)
12. Relient K - 12 Days Of Christmas
13. No Use For A Name - Fairytale Of New York
14. Anberlin - Baby, Please Come Home
15. Something Corporate - Forget December
16. The Almost Ft. Kenny Vasoli (The Starting Line) - Yule Be Sorry
17. Rise Against - Making Christmas
18. Every Avenue - This Christmas
19. Fall Out Boy - What's This?
20. The AKA's - Christmas In Hollis
21. MxPx - Christmas Day

LINK

Top 10 Countdown: December 16, 2017

10. Silverstein - Lost Positives
Last week: 10.


9. Anti-Flag - When The Wall Falls
Last week: NEW!


8. With Confidence - Waterfall
Last week: 9.


7. We Were Sharks - Beyond Repair
Last week: 8.


6. Knuckle Puck - Double Helix
Last week: 3.


5. A Day To Remember - We Got This
Last week: 7.


4. The Gospel Youth - Kids
Last week: 5.


3. Roam - Alive
Last week: 4.


2. Silverstein - The Afterglow
Last week: 1.


1. Grayscale - Love Yourself
Last week: 2.

Top 10 Countdown: December 9, 2017

10. Silverstein - Lost Positives
Last week: NEW!


9. With Confidence - Waterfall
Last week: 10.


8. We Were Sharks - Beyond Repair
Last week: NEW!


7. A Day To Remember - We Got This
Last week: 8.


6. Roam - Playing Fiction
Last week: 2.


5. The Gospel Youth - Kids
Last week: 7.


4. Roam - Alive
Last week: 5.


3. Knuckle Puck - Double Helix
Last week: 3.


2. Grayscale - Love Yourself
Last week: 4.


1. Silverstein - The Afterglow
Last week: 1.

Top 10 Countdown: December 2, 2017

10. With Confidence - Waterfall
Last week: NEW!


9. The Maine - How Do You Feel?
Last week: 9.


8. A Day To Remember - We Got This
Last week: 10.


7. The Gospel Youth - Kids
Last week: 8.


6. The Maine - Taxi
Last week: 2.


5. Roam - Alive
Last week: 7.


4. Grayscale - Love Yourself
Last week: 5.


3. Knuckle Puck - Double Helix
Last week: 4.


2. Roam - Playing Fiction
Last week: 1.


1. Silverstein - The Afterglow
Last week: 3.

Top 10 Countdown: November 25, 2017

10. A Day To Remember - We Got This
Last week: NEW!


9. The Maine - How Do You Feel?
Last week: 10.


8. The Gospel Youth - Kids
Last week: 8.


7. Roam - Alive
Last week: 8.


6. Neck Deep - In Bloom
Last week: 3.


5. Grayscale - Love Yourself
Last week: 6.


4. Knuckle Puck - Double Helix
Last week: 5.


3. Silverstein - The Afterglow
Last week: 4.


2. The Maine - Taxi
Last week: 2.


1. Roam - Playing Fiction
Last week: 1.

Top 10 Countdown: November 18, 2017

10. The Maine - How Do You Feel
Last week: NEW!


9. The Gospel Youth - Kids
Last week: NEW!


8. Roam - Alive
Last week: 9.


7. Neck Deep - Motion Sickness
Last week: 2.


6. Grayscale - Love Yourself
Last week: 7.


5. Knuckle Puck - Double Helix
Last week: 6.


4. Silverstein - The Afterglow
Last week: 5.


3. Neck Deep - In Bloom
Last week: 1.


2. The Maine - Taxi
Last week: 4.


1. Roam - Playing Fiction
Last week: 3.

Top 10 Countdown: November 11, 2017

10. Seaway - Lula On The Beach
Last week: NEW!


9. Roam - Alive
Last week: NEW!


8. The Gospel Youth - Tired Eyes And Heavy Hearts
Last week: 2.


7. Grayscale - Love Yourself
Last week: NEW!


6. Knuckle Puck - Double Helix
Last week: 7.


5. Silverstein - The Afterglow
Last week: 6.


4. The Maine - Taxi
Last week: 5.


3. Roam - Playing Fiction
Last week: 4.


2. Neck Deep - Motion Sickness
Last week: 1.


1. Neck Deep - In Bloom
Last week: 3.

Top 10 Countdown: November 4, 2017

10. New Found Glory - The Sound Of Two Voices
Last week: 10.


9. For The Win - Us Versus Them
Last week: 9.


8. I Prevail - Lifelines
Last week: 8.


7. Knuckle Puck - Double Helix
Last week: NEW!


6. Silverstein - The Afterglow
Last week: 7.


5. The Maine - Taxi
Last week: 5.


4. Roam - Playing Fiction
Last week: 4.


3. Neck Deep - In Bloom
Last week: 3.


2. The Gospel Youth - Tired Eyes And Heavy Hearts
Last week: 2.


1. Neck Deep - Motion Sickness
Last week: 1.

Top 10 Countdown: October 28, 2017

10. New Found Glory - The Sound Of Two Voices
Last week: NEW!


9. For The Win - Us Versus Them
Last week: 10.


8. I Prevail - Lifelines
Last week: 9.


7. Silverstein - The Afterglow
Last week: 8.


6. With Confidence - Archers
Last week: 2.


5. The Maine - Taxi
Last week: 6.


4. Roam - Playing Fiction
Last week: 5.


3. Neck Deep - In Bloom
Last week: 4.


2. The Gospel Youth - Tired Eyes And Heavy Hearts
Last week: 3.


1. Neck Deep - Motion Sickness
Last week: 1.

Top 10 Countdown: October 21, 2017

10. For The Win - Us Versus Them
Last week: NEW!


9. I Prevail - Lifelines
Last week: 10.


8. Silverstein - The Afterglow
Last week: 9.


7. Grayscale Ft. Patty Walters (As It Is) - Come Undone
Last week: 2.


6. The Maine - Taxi
Last week: 8.


5. Roam - Playing Fiction
Last week: 7.


4. Neck Deep - In Bloom
Last week: 5.


3. The Gospel Youth - Tired Eyes And Heavy Hearts
Last week: 4.


2. With Confidence - Archers
Last week: 1.


1. Neck Deep - Motion Sickness
Last week: 3.

Top 10 Countdown: October 14, 2017

10. I Prevail - Lifelines
Last week: NEW!


9. Silverstein - The Afterglow
Last week: 10.


8. The Maine - Taxi
Last week: 9.


7. Roam - Playing Fiction
Last week: NEW!


6. Our Last Night - Caught In The Storm
Last week: 4.


5. Neck Deep - In Bloom
Last week: 6.


4. The Gospel Youth - Tired Eyes And Heavy Hearts
Last week: 5.


3. Neck Deep - Motion Sickness
Last week: 3.


2. Grayscale Ft. Patty Walters (As It Is) - Come Undone
Last week: 1.


1. With Confidence - Archers
Last week: 2.

Top 10 Countdown: October 7, 2017

10. Silverstein - The Afterglow
Last week: NEW!


9. The Maine - Taxi
Last week: 10.


8. Broadside - Paradise
Last week: 1.


7. Seaway - Apartment
Last week: 7.


6. Neck Deep - In Bloom
Last week: 8.


5. The Gospel Youth - Tired Eyes And Heavy Hearts
Last week: 6.


4. Our Last Night - Caught In The Storm
Last week: 5.


3. Neck Deep - Motion Sickness
Last week: 4.


2. With Confidence - Archers
Last week: 3.


1. Grayscale Ft. Patty Walters (As It Is) - Come Undone
Last week: 2.

Top 10 Countdown: September 30, 2017

10. The Maine - Taxi
Last week: NEW!


9. Good Charlotte Ft. Kellin Quinn (Sleeping With Sirens) - Keep Swingin'
Last week: 4.


8. Neck Deep - In Bloom
Last week: 9.


7. Seaway - Apartment
Last week: 8.


6. The Gospel Youth - Tired Eyes And Heavy Hearts
Last week: 7.


5. Our Last Night - Caught In The Storm
Last week: 6.


4. Neck Deep - Motion Sickness
Last week: 5.


3. With Confidence - Archers
Last week: 3.


2. Grayscale Ft. Patty Walters (As It Is) - Come Undone
Last week: 2.


1. Broadside - Paradise
Last week: 1.

Top 10 Countdown: September 23, 2017

10. Neck Deep - Happy Judgment Day

Last week: 5.

9. Neck Deep - In Bloom

Last week: NEW!

8. Seaway - Apartment

Last week: 9.

7. The Gospel Youth - Tired Eyes And Heavy Hearts

Last week: 8.

6. Our Last Night - Caught In The Storm

Last week: 7.

5. Neck Deep - Motion Sickness

Last week: 6.

4. Good Charlotte Ft. Kellin Quinn (Sleeping With Sirens) - Keep Swingin'

Last week: 1.

3. With Confidence - Archers

Last week: 4.

2. Grayscale Ft. Patty Walters (As It Is) - Come Undone

Last week: 3.

1. Broadside - Paradise

Last week: 2.

Top 10 Coutndown: September 16, 2017

10. Fall Out Boy - Champion
Last week: NEW!


9. Seaway - Apartment
Last week: 10.


8. The Gospel Youth - Tired Eyes And Heavy Hearts
Last week: 9.


7. Our Last Night - Caught In The Storm
Last week: NEW!


6. Neck Deep - Motion Sickness
Last week: 7.


5. Neck Deep - Happy Judgment Day
Last week: 1.


4. With Confidence - Archers
Last week: 5.


3. Grayscale Ft. Patty Walters (As It Is) - Come Undone
Last week: 4.


2. Broadside - Paradise
Last week: 3.


1. Good Charlotte Ft. Kellin Quinn (Sleeping With Sirens)
Last week: 2.

Top 10 Countdown: September 9, 2017

10. Seaway - Apartment
Last week: NEW!


9. The Gospel Youth - Tired Eyes And Heavy Hearts
Last week: 10.


8. The Gospel Youth - Your Love Is A Cancer
Last week: 8.


7. Neck Deep - Motion Sickness
Last week: 9.


6. The Gospel Youth - Moods Like English Weather
Last week: 1.


5. With Confidence - Archers
Last week: 6.


4. Grayscale Ft. Patty Walters (As It Is) - Come Undone
Last week: 5.


3. Broadside - Paradise
Last week: 4.


2. Good Charlotte - Ft. Kellin Quinn (Sleeping With Sirens) - Keep Swingin'
Last week: 3.


1. Neck Deep - Happy Judgment Day
Last week: 1.

Top 10 Countdown: September 2, 2017

10. The Gospel Youth - Tired Eyes And Heavy Hearts
Last week: NEW!


9. Neck Deep - Motion Sickness
Last week: NEW!


8. The Gospel Youth - Your Love Is A Cancer
Last week: 9.


7. Neck Deep - Where Do We Go When We Go
Last week: 2.


6. With Confidence - Archers
Last week: 7.


5. Grayscale Ft. Patty Walters (As It Is) - Come Undone
Last week: 6.


4. Broadside - Paradise
Last week: 5.


3. Good Charlotte Ft. Kellin Quinn (Sleeping With Sirens) - Keep Swingin'
Last week: 4.


2. Neck Deep - Happy Judgment Day
Last week: 3.


1. The Gospel Youth - Moods Like English Weather
Last week: 1.

Top 10 Countdown: August 26, 2017

10. New Found Glory - Party On Apocalypse
Last week: 3.


9. The Gospel Youth - Your Love Is A Cancer
Last week: NEW!


8. Our Last Night - Tongue Tied
Last week: 8.


7. With Confidence - Archers
Last week: 9.


6. Grayscale Ft. Patty Walters (As It Is) - Come Undone
Last week: 7.


5. Broadside - Paradise
Last week: 6.


4. Good Charlotte Ft. Kellin Quinn (Sleeping With Sirens) - Keep Swingin'
Last week: 5.


3. Neck Deep - Happy Judgment Day
Last week: 4.


2. Neck Deep - Where Do We Go When We Go
Last week: 1.


1. The Gospel Youth - Moods Like English Weather
Last week: 2.

Top 10 Countdown: August 19, 2017

10. I Prevail - Come And Get It
Last week: 4.


9. With Confidence - Archers
Last week: 10.


8. Our Last Night - Tongue Tied
Last week: 9.


7. Grayscale Ft. Patty Walters (As It Is) - Come Undone
Last week: NEW!


6. Broadside - Paradise
Last week: 7.


5. Good Charlotte Ft. Kellin Quinn (Sleeping With Sirens) - Keep Swingin'
Last week: 6.


4. Neck Deep - Happy Judgment Day
Last week: 5.


3. New Found Glory - Party On Apacolypse
Last week: 2.


2. The Gospel Youth - Moods Like English Weather
Last week: 3.


1. Neck Deep - Where Do We Go When We Go
Last week: 1.

Top 10 Countdown: August 12, 2017

10. With Confidence - Archers
Last week: NEW!


9. Our Last Night - Tongue Tied
Last week: 10.


8. Seaway - Airhead
Last week: 5.


7. Broadside - Paradise
Last week: 9.


6. Good Charlotte Ft. Kellin Quinn (Sleeping With Sirens) - Keep Swingin'
Last week: 8.


5. Neck Deep - Happy Judgment Day
Last week: 6.


4. I Prevail - Come And Get It
Last week: 2.


3. The Gospel Youth - Moods Like English Weather
Last week: 4.


2. New Found Glory - Party On Apocalypse
Last week: 1.


1. Neck Deep - Where Do We Go When We Go
Last week: 3.

Special: Ranking College Humor's Most Underrated Comedies of the Last 10 Years

So this week College Humor released the results of their "Most Underrated Comedy of the Last 10 Years" poll with a list of the top 25 vote-getters. I decided it'd be fun to rank those 25 choices per my tastes. HERE is CH's list if you wanted to see it in full.

My scale is as follows:
1 = Not Good
2 = Had It's Moments
3 = Good Enough
4 = Very Good
5 = Amazing!!!

First off as you'd expect. Let's start with the ones I've never seen and thus can not rank:

25. Sex Drive

Grade: Never Saw

CH Rank: 24.

CH explanation: A movie about teenage hormones literally driving its characters across country? You're revving our comedy engines. With James Marsden as an uncharacteristically unlikeable homophobe, Clark Duke as the unlikely pick-up artist, and Seth Green presenting the sarcastic Amish, this movie fires on all cylinders.

24. Stardust

Grade: Never Saw

CH Rank: 23.

CH explanation: It's a true testament to the magic of Neil Gaiman that this adaptation conjured Claire Danes, Ricky Gervais, Michelle Pfeiffer, a pre-Daredevil Charlie Cox, a pre-Superman Henry Cavill, the voice of Ian McKellen, and Robert De Niro. Another spell cast by director Matthew Vaughn: it's truly fun for the whole family. Even with Robert De Niro doing the weirdest iteration of Shakespeare you've ever seen.

23. Black Dynamite

Grade: Never Saw

CH Rank: 18.

CH explanation: You don't see an American blaxploitation action comedy film every day -- or ever. That's what makes Black Dynamite a special addition to this list and to the pantheon of American films where President Richard Nixon is defeated in a kung-fu battle. (Still the only one?) What makes Black Dynamite really pop is how effortless the parody is: everything just feels dyna-right.

22. Hail, Caesar!

GradE: Never Saw

CH Rank: 17.

CH explanation: The Coen Brothers are the kings of detail and should be hailed for their very specific send-up of post-war Hollywood. This all-star comedy stars all the stars: George Clooney, Josh Brolin, Scarlett Johanson, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton and even Channing Tatum. It's the perfect marriage of silly and sophisticated in the Hollywood studio system, and has the weird, meandering shaggy nature that some of the best Coen Bros. films sport. It doesn't make for the most memorable story, but it's a fun ride.

21. What We Do In The Shadows

Grade: Never Saw

CH Rank: 10.

CH explanation: Vampires are categorically unfunny, unless of course, you group them up for a mockumentary horror comedy film, which is exactly what co-writers, directors, and stars Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi had the teeth to do. It's a smart, fresh, and funny send-up of four very unhip vampire roommates struggling to keep up in the modern world (and some werewolves - not "swearwolves").

20. Hot Rod

Grade: Never Saw

CH Rank: 8.

CH explanation: Hot Rod as a movie does to its audience exactly what protagonist, Rod Kimble (Andy Samberg), does to his stepfather Frank (Ian McShane) -- earns respect by kicking his ass. On the whole, Hot Rod is exactly what you've come to love and expect from The Lonely Island: offbeat, surreal humor. The greatest stunt the movie pulls off is how consistently it sticks the landing, even 10 years after its initial release.

19. The Watch

Grade: 1.

CH Rank: 21.

CH explanation: The bad boys of comedy (does anyone call them that?) teamed up for a suburban neighborhood watch group that no one should feel safe about. With Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, and Jonah Hill sharing the driver's seat, Richard Ayoade was left unsupervised to steal the show -- as an alien who has come to love the ways of human life, and oral sex. The movie's pretty solid, but underperformed for a number of reasons - namely, coming out at the EXACT wrong time: right after the tragic death of Trayvon Martin at the hands of George Zimmerman. So, uh, not really the ideal time to release a movie about a group of neighborhood watch guys goofing around.

18. The World's End

Grade: 1.

CH Rank: 2.

CH explanation: This is Edgar Wright's icing on the Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz cake. It naturally follows a group of friends who discover an alien invasion during an epic pub crawl. Simon Pegg and Nick Frost do a lot of the hilarious heavy-lifting in this apocalyptic science fiction comedy. We'll drink to that!

17. The Grand Budapest Hotel

Grade: 2.

CH Rank: 4.

CH explanation: An underrated Wes Anderson film? Perhaps. But this ensemble cast, led by Ralph Fiennes, sets off on a nuanced adventure of Guess Who meets Dunston Checks In. Oh, and let's talk a little bit more about the cast, because it is completely insane:
Bill Murray
Jeff Goldblum
Willem Dafoe
Edward Norton
F. Murray Abraham
Owen Wilson
Tilda Swinton
Jason Schwartzman
Harvey Keitel
Saorise Ronan
Adrien Brody
...AND MORE! For real, even if the movie wasn't great (which it IS), it would be worth watching just to see some of the finest actors of their time making a film together.

16. The House Bunny

Grade: 2.

CH Rank: 25.

CH explanation: 2008 was a simpler time. Donald Trump was a TV host, American Idol hadn't peaked yet (see: Katharine McPhee in this movie), and the a reality show about an elderly man and his 3 young, blonde girlfriends living in his sex mansion was pretty popular - like, surprisingly popular. Popular enough that we got TWO movies centered entirely around Playboy as a brand within a year of one another (the other one was Miss March, which is properly-rated as "not good"). Also a service to her country is Anna Farris' pitch-perfect Playmate, falling from grace -- and landing directly on a steaming manhole cover.

15. Swiss Army Man

Grade: 2.

CH Rank: 22.

CH explanation: There aren't a lot of movies where farts and erections are funny for a full 95 minutes, but Swiss Army Man isn't a lot of movies. Paul Dano recalled to Stephen Colbert how he was pitched this movie, with Daniel Radcliffe as a flatulent corpse: "The first fart makes you laugh and the last fart makes you cry."

14. Goon

Grade: 2.

CH Rank: 13.

CH explanation: There aren't enough hockey comedies. Including Mighty Ducks 1, 2, and 3, hockey has typically only served as an inspirational sport. Enter Goon. Written by Jay Barchuel and Evan Goldberg and starring Sean William Scott and Liev Schrieber, Goon understands that the one-two punch of comedy is stunts on ice and locker room banter. You'll laugh so hard, you might knock a tooth out.

13. Reno 911!: Miami

Grade: 3.

CH Rank: 20.

CH explanation: The first of a few TV comedies to graduate to feature-length, Reno 911! brings its Comedy Central cops to the beaches of Miami. And in accordance with Miami's Law, a convention center that CAN be targeted for a biological attack WILL be targeted for a biological attack. Lieutenant Dangle and company bumble their way to success in an 80-minute episode that reads as a love letter to fans of the show -- and maybe as a ransom note to those unfamiliar.

12. Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

Grade: 3.

CH Rank: 11.

CH explanation: Walk Hard expertly walks the hard line of what makes a great parody: familiarity. The fake biopic's rockstar protagonist, Dewey Cox, is no stranger. He's basically Johnny Cash with a dash of almost every other popular musician of the time. The irony of the film is further enhanced by real, original, good music.

11. Keanu

Grade: 3.

CH Rank: 15.

CH explanation: In their first big-screen foray as a duo, Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key do what they do best: combining absurd premises and charming performances. Throw in a Mexican drug cartel, two identical assassins, and a kitten in a doo-rag and you've got yourself a movie that might as well be called Key & Peele: Hollywood. It's a fun film, it's got a cute cat, and it features two of our generation's greatest comedic minds doing what they do best.

10. ParaNorman

Grade: 3.

CH Rank: 19.

CH explanation: ParaNorman did a little bit of everything: 3D, stop-motion animation, comedy AND horror. Plus, a very surprising coming-out from the film's 18-year-old jock, voiced by Casey Affleck. It has all the makings of a classic children's movie (that's enjoyable for every other age, as well): ghosts, an actual witch hunt, sudden death, and adolescent camaraderie in the face of zombie adversity.

9. In Bruges

Grade: 4.

CH Rank: 9.

CH explanation: There's a reason Bruges tourism has spiked. That reason is this movie. Led by Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson's terrific performances as Irish hitmen in hiding, In Bruges nimbly toes the Belgian cobblestone that connect witty dialogue and crime thriller elements. Plus, cursing with an Irish accent is never not hilarious.

8. The Nice Guys

Grade: 4.

CH Rank: 3.

CH explanation: It's everyone's favorite handsome hammer-wielding murder-driver, Ryan Gosling, and the guy everyone wants to pretend wasn't in Les Miserables, Russell Crowe! The Nice Guys knows exactly what it is -- The Odd Couple doing their best impression of True Detective. Or something like that. Regardless, The Nice Guys is a surprise delight - Ryan Gosling's constant physical ailments are hilarious (namely his attempt at breaking into a house), Crowe plays the tough-guy PI to a hilt, and their chemistry is perfect. But what really puts the film over the top is the Angourie Rice's breakout performance as Gosling's wise-beyond-her-years daughter.

7. Burn After Reading

Grade: 4.

CH Rank: 16.

CH explanation: The great part of the film is that it's ostensibly about the intelligence community in Washington DC, but every single character is too stupid, uninformed, or distracted to realize what's going on - which leads to one of the most bizarre and incredible endings of any film ever - JK Simmons desperately trying to understand what ANYONE in the film was actually trying to accomplish:

6. Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

Grade: 4.

CH Rank: 7.

CH explanation: Andy Samberg and The Lonely Island aren't alone on this regular-rated list of underrated movies. The trio takes the mockumentary format in ONE DIRECTION and gives us something to BELIEVE in -- the hilarious failures of a larger-than-life popstar, Conner4Real (Samberg). Featuring a soundtrack that could easily make its way up the Billboard charts if literally anyone else's name was attached to it.

5. Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs

Grade: 4.

CH Rank: 12.

CH explanation: A few rules of thumb: never meet your (meatball) heroes and your favorite kid's book will not be your favorite adult movie. The exception to both rules is Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. But directors/writers Phil Lord and Chris Miller specialize in this kind of thing exactly - making a terrible-sounding adaptation that winds up being far better than you could have ever imagined (we're still in shock 21 Jump Street AND its sequel turned out as incredible as they did). The movie is full of heart, tons of incredible laughs (Andy Samberg's turn as a giant manbaby who becomes one with a giant roast chicken is something to behold), and honestly holds up a lot better than a good number of Pixar films.

4. MacGruber

Grade: 5.

CH Rank: 14.

CH explanation: Okay, here's the thing: MacGruber is maybe THE best comedy of the last 10 years - so, in this author's opinion - y'all messed up. While the sketches on SNL were funny, many people were unsure how the quick, under 5 minute sketches would translate to a feature-length film - and Will Forte 'n crew proved they knew exactly what they were doing, brilliantly sending up action movies and action heroes with the woefully incompetent MacGruber, who manages to accidentally murder his entire elite team, constantly begging to let him suck bad guys' dicks to get out of tricky situations, and have sex with his dead wife's ghost. Also, Val Kilmer plays one helluva villain.

3. Role Models

Grade: 5.

CH Rank: 6.

CH explanation: You can't spell crude without Sean William Scott and Paul Rudd. Well, you can, but it's just not the same. The pair gets into all the trouble it can as they fulfill their requirements for community service, forcing them to LARP with Augie, Christopher Mintz-Plasse in his first post-Superbad role. The film begs the question: is jail really worse than a medieval live action role-playing game?

2. Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil

Grade: 5.

CH Rank: 5.

CH explanation: Y'all sure love your horror comedies, with Tucker & Dale topping the list of movies that can make you simultaneously pee yourself from Laughter & Fear. It gets gory in all the good ways and did "for killer rednecks what Shaun of the Dead did for zombies." High praise for two murderous(ly funny) hillbillies, if you discount its Midnight Audience Award win at SXSW.

1. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

Grade: 5.

CH Rank: 1.

CH explanation: Another underrated Edgar Wright film, according to you. More like Scott Pilgrim vs. The Rest of This List. Michael Cera stars as 22-year-old Scott Pilgrim and BOY does he know how to play a lanky, awkward slacker -- and bass. The film is visually dazzling, levels up on crafty and clever dialogue, and includes pre-Captain America Chris Evans, pre-Captain Marvel Brie Larson, a post-Superman Brandon Routh! . Scott Pilgrim defeated 7 evil exes and 49 not-evil movies to secure its place as the most underrated comedy of the last 10 years. That's pretty Bob-Omb.

Special: Best of July 2017

Best Theatrical Film:

Atomic Blonde

I wouldn't say that this is a fantastic movie by any stretch but the reality is this is the only one I saw since I've been avoiding the theater this month since it's a long weekend in Canada this weekend which means four features at the drive-in and we always seem to have seen a film or two at each screen which makes us not want to go but this time we're prepared! (checks listings... Still seen at least 1 film on each screen... FUCK!!!)

Best Rental Film:

Kong: Skull Island

Again, not a fantastic film... But the best I've seen that has come out. I have yet to watch some that appear to be good (Free Fire, Resident Evil: Vendetta) but at the end of the day you have to go with what you've seen and this overgrown ape film was much better than Ghost In The Shell so it gets the nod... I've also mini-reviewed it so check that out if you wish!

Best Album:

Silverstein - Dead Reflection

At Warped Tour this year I was able to pick up 2 records the day before release, Silverstein's Dead Reflection and The Gospel Youth's Always Lose. Both are great records but Dead Reflection is approaching Record of the Year territory after a few listens so naturally it's more deserving of this spot but The Gospel Youth's debut deserves a tip of the hat and more for it's emo revival sound which is more back to the roots than the usual emo revival fare.

Best Graphic Novel:

A.D. After Death, by Scott Snyder and Jeff Lemire

Two of comics’ biggest names collaborate on this twisty-turny science fiction story of a near-future world in which we’ve solved humankind’s oldest and most intractable problem: there’s a cure for death. Of course, things are never that simple, and living in a world in which death might not be the end requires a massive re-think. It’s a story that’s both epic and very personal, from the unique pairing of writer Snyder and artist Lemire.

Best Video Game:

Splatoon 2 (Nintendo Switch)

Top 10 Countdown: August 5, 2017

10. Our Last Night - Tongue Tied
Last week: NEW!


9. Broadside - Paradise
Last week: 10.


8. Good Charlotte Ft. Kellin Quinn (Sleeping With Sirens) - Keep Swingin'
Last week: NEW!


7. Courage My Love - Need Someone
Last week: 7.


6. Neck Deep - Happy Judgment Day
Last week: 8.


5. Seaway - Airhead
Last week: 3.


4. The Gospel Youth - Moods Like English Weather
Last week: 5.


3. Neck Deep - Where Do We Go When We Go
Last week: 4.


2. I Prevail - Come And Get It
Last week: 2.


1. New Found Glory - Party On Apocalypse
Last week: 1.

Special: Best of June 2017

Best Theatrical Film:

Wonder Woman

I'd really love to give this nod to Despicable Me 3 or Baby Driver, but there was just no beating Wonder Woman in June... The latter especially would've grabbed this spot had it of been released in any other month but that's just not the case here. I've already done a mini-review on Wonder Woman so I don't have much else to say but I we'll just leave it at it was a great ride for any comic book movie fan.

Best Rental Film:

The Lego Batman Movie

Really wanted to give this prize to John Wick but with Marvel sweeping both movie categories last month (Guardians and Logan) it seemed only fair that DC does this month especially considering the high quality film that was The Lego Batman Movie. Again I've done a mini-review on it so not much more to say than watch it... Regardless of age.

Best Album:

All Time Low - Last Young Renegade

This basically was a two horse race... Did I prefer Broadside's Paradise, an arguably more complete entry than All Time Low's Last Young Renegade, the other option which soars higher at points but lower at others. In the end the preference was that I'd rather listen to Renegade than Paradise but don't be surprised in the future if the latter becomes the favourite in time. The singles haven't been the greatest choices but All Time Low continues to mature and put out great music.

Best Graphic Novel:

Star-Lord: Grounded, by Chip Zdarsky and Kris Anka

Galaxy-traveling hero Peter Quill is trapped on Earth along with the rest of the team, but he’s not going to let that get him down: he’s going straight to work. As a bartender. And, of course, he immediately finds himself in trouble with the law, a sticky situation made stickier by the arrival of lawyer Matt Murdoch, aka Daredevil. Even with the brash hero trapped on Earth, Zdarsky and Anka capture everything that’s fun about Star-Lord—including an impossible number of ripped shirts.

Best Video Game:

Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy (PS4)

Top 10 Countdown: July 29, 2017

10. Broadside - Paradise
Last week: NEW!


9. State Champs - Slow Burn
Last week: 4.


8. Neck Deep - Happy Judgment Day
Last week: 9.


7. Courage My Love - Need Someone
Last week: 8.


6. Broadside - Hidden Colors
Last week: 6.


5. The Gospel Youth - Moods Like English Weather
Last week: 7.


4. Neck Deep - Where Do We Go When We Go
Last week: 5.


3. Seaway - Airhead
Last week: 1.


2. I Prevail - Come And Get It
Last week: 3.


1. New Found Glory - Party On Apocalypse
Last week: 2.

Top 10 Countdown: July 22, 2017

10. Real Friends - Empty Picture Frames
Last week: 5.


9. Neck Deep - Happy Judgment Day
Last week: NEW!


8. Courage My Love - Need Someone
Last week: 9.


7. The Gospel Youth - Moods Like English Weather
Last week: NEW!


6. Broadside - Hidden Colors
Last week: 7.


5. Neck Deep - Where Do We Go When We Go
Last week: 8.


4. State Champs - Slow Burn
Last week: 1.


3. I Prevail - Come And Get It
Last week: 4.


2. New Found Glory - Party On Apocalypse
Last week: 3.


1. Seaway - Airhead
Last week: 2.

Top 10 Countdown: July 15, 2017

10. Silverstein - Retrograde
Last week: 10.


9. Courage My Love - Need Someone
Last week: NEW!


8. Neck Deep - Where Do We Go When We Go
Last week: NEW!


7. Broadside - Hidden Colors
Last week: 8.


6. All Time Low - Last Young Renegade
Last week: 3.


5. Real Friends - Empty Picture Frames
Last week: 1.


4. I Prevail - Come And Get It
Last week: 6.


3. New Found Glory - Party On Apocalypse
Last week: 5.


2. Seaway - Airhead
Last week: 4.


1. State Champs - Slow Burn
Last week: 2.

Top 10 Countdown: July 8, 2017

10. Silverstein - Retrograde
Last week: NEW!


9. Like Pacific - 22A
Last week: 4.


8. Broadside - Hidden Colors
Last week: 9.


7. Set It Off - Hypnotized
Last week: 7.


6. I Prevail - Come And Get It
Last week: 8.


5. New Found Glory - Party On Apocalypse
Last week: 6.


4. Seaway - Airhead
Last week: 5.


3. All Time Low - Last Young Renegade
Last week: 1.


2. State Champs - Slow Burn
Last week: 3.


1. Real Friends - Empty Picture Frames
Last week: 2.

Top 10 Countdown: July 1, 2017

10. Run The Jewels - Legend Has It
Last week: 4.


9. Broadside - Hidden Colors
Last week: 10.


8. I Prevail - Come And Get It
Last week: NEW!


7. Set It Off - Hypnotized
Last week: 8.


6. New Found Glory - Party On Apocalypse
Last week: 7.


5. Seaway - Airhead
Last week: 6.


4. Like Pacific - 22A
Last week: 2.


3. State Champs - Slow Burn
Last week: 5.


2. Real Friends - Empty Picture Frames
Last week: 3.


1. All Time Low - Last Young Renegade
Last week: 1.

Special: Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, Fist Fight, Kong: Skull Island Mini-Reviews

Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales:

Synopsis: Johnny Depp returns to the big screen as the iconic, swashbuckling anti-hero Jack Sparrow in the all-new "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales." The rip-roaring adventure finds down-on-his-luck Captain Jack feeling the winds of ill-fortune blowing strongly his way when deadly ghost sailors, led by the terrifying Captain Salazar (Javier Bardem), escape from the Devil's Triangle bent on killing every pirate at sea-notably Jack. Jack's only hope of survival lies in the legendary Trident of Poseidon, but to find it he must forge an uneasy alliance with Carina Smyth (Kaya Scodelario), a brilliant and beautiful astronomer, and Henry (Brenton Thwaites), a headstrong young sailor in the Royal Navy. At the helm of the Dying Gull, his pitifully small and shabby ship, Captain Jack seeks not only to reverse his recent spate of ill fortune, but to save his very life from the most formidable and malicious foe he has ever faced.

My thoughts: Continuing the theme of decreasingly good pirates movies after the action-adventure of the first and the the adventure/comedy romp that was it's sequel. Since then we've gotten 3 films, Dead men included, that tries to do the best parts of the 2 earlier films but falls flat in comparison, not to say that this entry is a failure, by all means it's not but at the same time it's disheartening knowing what this film could've been.

Final verdict: 4 pirate zombies out of 5.

Fist Fight:

Synopsis: A mild-mannered high-school teacher (Charlie Day) is accused of getting a fellow teacher (Ice Cube) fired, and is challenged to a fight after the school day ends in this comedy directed by Richie Keen.

My thoughts: It had it's share of laughs but overall doesn't do much to push the comedy genre. Caught between a stoner-high school comedy and a raunchy comedy, Fist Fight goes back and forth trying to define itself and instead of doing one well it half-asses both. The leads play their roles well, as you'd expect with Ice Cube as a bully and Charlie Day as the neurotic nerd that's not looking for any trouble. The real theme here isn't the fight though, it's the downsizing of our school system which put into perspective works well but overall it's thrown to the background too much so that they can add more half-jokes.

Final verdict: 3 horses on meth out of 5.

Kong: Skull Island:

Synopsis: Warner Bros. Pictures and Legendary Pictures' "Kong: Skull Island" reimagines the origin of the mythic Kong in a compelling, original adventure from director Jordan Vogt-Roberts ("The Kings of Summer"). In the film, a diverse team of explorers is brought together to venture deep into an uncharted island in the Pacific - as beautiful as it is treacherous - unaware that they're crossing into the domain of the mythic Kong.

My thoughts: Kong does a lot of things right. The visuals are top notch and the script is strong and it's backed by top notch acting. However here's where the problems creep up, they tried to cut down the running time by moving along at a fast pace, this ends up hurting the character development as there is a slew of characters to like and dislike, they only give you enough info on about 3-4 of them to feel for them, so when others die, survive, do something cool, you're left with a "meh".

Final verdict: 3 crashed copters out of 5.

Top 10 Countdown: June 24, 2017

10. Broadside - Hidden Colors
Last week: NEW!


9. Grayscale - Atlantic
Last week: 5.


8. Set It Off - Hypnotized
Last week: 9.


7. New Found Glory - Party On Apocalypse
Last week: 8.


6. Seaway - Airhead
Last week: 7.


5. State Champs - Slow Burn
Last week: 6.


4. Run The Jewels - Legend Has It
Last week: 2.


3. Real Friends - Empty Picture Frames
Last week: 4.


2. Like Pacific - 22A
Last week: 1.


1. All Time Low - Last Young Renegade
Last week: 3.

Top 10 Countdown: June 17, 2017

10. Yellowcard - A Place We Set Afire
Last week: 10.


9. Set It Off - Hypnotized
Last week: NEW!


8. New Found Glory - Party On Apocolypse
Last week: 9.


7. Seaway - Airhead
Last week: 8.


6. State Champs - Slow Burn
Last week: 7.


5. Grayscale - Atlantic
Last week: 3.


4. Real Friends - Empty Picture Frames
Last week: 5.


3. All Time Low - Last Young Renegade
Last week: 4.


2. Run The Jewels - Legend Has It
Last week: 2.


1. Like Pacific - 22A
Last week: 1.