Sunday, 27 July 2014

Special: Top 10 Batman Stories

Batman is 75 years old so what better way to celebrate than counting down his best stories of all time? Yes I realize I did this with Spongebob last week but I'm doing it again because I'm lazy. I must also note, although I love Batman I have read nowhere near every story so this is just my list of the stories I have read, some notable stories I have yet to read include Year One and Knightfall (Nobody got time for that!) also I've focused on Batman centric stories, sorry kids no Killing Joke or Arkham Asylum.

10. Daughter Of The Demon

Ra’s and Talia had been around for a little while before the famous first duel between Batman and Ra’s took place.

Batman fakes Bruce Wayne’s death and takes on the identity of Matches Malone for the first time (Malone is introduced and is killed in these issues, leaving the identity available for Batman to use). He teams up with a scientist who had worked with Ra’s (not of his own volition) and they race to stop Ra’s and Talia from unleashing a deadly plague. Through the story, Batman gets aid from some unlikely sources, like a famous skier!!

Ultimately, Batman tracks them down only to discover Ra’s dead. He takes Talia into custody but is then confronted by Ra’s – this is the first time we see the use of the Lazarus Pit. Batman is quickly subdued and Ra’s and his daughter take off.

This is probably the first “wow, Batman is tough” scene, as Batman manages to catch up with them and confront them again in the desert. Ra’s is suitably impressed. This absolutely DEFINED Batman comics of this era. Heck, this pretty much defined Batman for the entirety of the 1970s!

9. Zero Year

I would imagine that as time goes by, Scott Snyder, Greg Capullo and Danny Miki’s Zero Year will only rise in my mind, but it is understandable that a story that has just finished to be judged fully. However, we’ve  been treated to a powerful epic, split into three parts (Secret City, Dark City and Savage City).

This is sort of a re-telling of Batman’s origins, but it is SO much more than that. It is a man still learning how to be the best symbol that he can be, but it is also one of the Riddler’s most notable stories of all-time. The basic gist is that the Riddler has been manipulating people and events to the point where he basically has taken over Gotham City, cutting it off from the rest of the world. This runs through the background of Secret City and comes to a head in Dark City, leading to Savage City, where Riddler is in charge and Batman has seemingly failed. However, you know that can knock the Bat down, but you can’t KEEP him down…

8. The Black Mirror

Scott Snyder’s first extended Batman story is a twisty tale of Dick Grayson (as Batman) and Commissioner Gordon as they each deal with problems with their past. In Dick’s case, he encounters the daughter of the gangster who killed his parents while Gordon is dealing with the return of his psychologically disturbed son, James (the kid who Batman saved from dying in a fall from the bridge in Batman: Year One). Their intertwined stories make up the 11 issue arc, with short stories combining to form the larger narrative. Snyder is joined by two brilliant artists, Jock (who does the Batman stuff) and Francesco Francavilla (who does the Commissioner Gordon stuff).

One of the most impressive aspects of this story is that Snyder initially was telling the Batman stuff as a main story with the Gordon stuff as a back-up tale and then lost the back-up tales shortly after his run began but still managed to make it all work very well. It is a dark, character-driven work that deals strongly with the idea of whether people can change and how you can always trick yourself into looking past the problems in the people you care about.

7. The Dark Knight Returns

The Dark Knight Returns is one of the most influential Batman comics, well, ever, really. In his four-issue series set 10 years after Bruce Wayne retired as Batman, Frank Miller (with inker Klaus Janson and colorist Lynn Varley) basically established the way Batman would be presented in comics for the next…well…28 years and counting!

The comic is literally about the return of the Dark Knight, as Bruce Wayne realizes that his city needs Batman again, so he, well, returns. Miller plays with the concept (not originated by Miller but certainly cemented by Miller) that perhaps Batman’s existence draws OUT the crazies in an action-reaction deal.

As soon as Batman returns, so, too, does Two-Face and the Joker.

The other major characters in the story (besides Alfred) are Carrie Kelly, the teenaged girl who becomes the new Robin… And Superman, whose conflict with Batman makes up the finale to the series (Superman is depicted as a servant of the United States) where we see perhaps the debut of the whole “if Batman had enough prep time, he could beat anyone” mode of handling Batman.

6. Batman And Son

Grant Morrison debuted his years-long stint on Batman with this story arc with art by Andy Kubert and Jesse Delperdang that introduced Damian Wayne, the son of Batman and Talia Al Ghul, who has been raised by the League of Assassins. Talia sends Damian to sow discord in Batman’s world and to also draw Batman to her, to give her one last chance to have Batman join her in ruling the world.

Damian was a fascinating addition, especially his interactions with the rest of the cast (his best attribute as a character has always been seeing how others react to him)…

5. The Court Of Owls

This was the re-introduction of Batman into the New 52 and Snyder’s intricate plotting and bold new characters have made it the centerpiece of the Bat-books.This story is about the revelation that there has been a secret organization controlling Gotham City from behind the scenes called the Court of Owls. They collect and train agents known as “Talons” to do their dirty work. Naturally, they take issue with Bruce Wayne having such an influence upon how Gotham City so they decide to kill off Bruce Wayne. Obviously, Batman takes issue with this and soon finds himself trying to take down the organization.

Greg Capullo is a magnificent action artist and Scott Snyder smartly alternates between the mystery of the Court and all out action sequences where Capullo’s pencils practically explode upon the page.

4. A Lonely Place Of Dying

Marv Wolfman theorized that a reason that fans didn’t like Jason Todd was that he was in conflict with Dick Grayson, so in this storyline by Wolfman (spread out over Batman and New Titans) that introduced the third Robin, Wolfman makes sure to directly tie Tim Drake in with Dick Grayson, by having Tim figure out Dick and Bruce’s secret identities and then trying to get Dick to take over as Robin again as Batman is having troubles since Jason died…

3. Batman R.I.P.

Batman R.I.P. is the conclusion of Grant Morrison’s initial Batman run, and it basically is as straightforward of a “Good” versus “Evil” story as there is out there (which is particularly interesting
seeing as how it came out concurrent with another major Good vs. Evil story, Final Crisis).

Batman has been fighting against the criminal organization the Black Glove, but by the beginning of Batman RIP, the Black Glove has struck at Batman through various methods, some physical but mostly psychological, all designed to destroy Batman’s virtue.

Then Batman essentially goes insane, becoming a twisted form of himself…but is that REALLY what’s going on?

Morrison teases the reader with the question – could anyone go through the events that Batman has gone through over the last 60 plus years and NOT go insane?

So that lends some dramatic tension to Batman’s seeming insanity.

But really, R.I.P. is basically a love letter to Morrison’s view of Batman as “Batgod,” as when the bad guys think that they have broken Batman mentally and physically…well, they forgot one thing…

The whole story turns on its head when you realize just HOW prepared Batman is. I love that the story even forces you to go back nearly twenty issues and see exactly when Batman figured out one part of the plan. It’s all there in the story.

2. A Death In The Family

A Death in the Family by Jim Starlin and Aparo (with inks by Mike DeCarlo) told the story of Jason Todd’s death at the hands of the Joker.

First the Joker beats Jason nearly to death… Then more fatally with a bomb.

This was the story where fans got to vote on whether Jason lived or died and sadly for him, they voted death.

1. Batman: Hush

Hush took a similar approach to Jeph Loeb’s highly successful Long Halloween and Dark Victory comics.

Basically, he took an over-arching storyline and a mysterious villain, and then had each issue work as a spotlight on a different member of Batman’s large supporting cast of heroes and villains.

In Long Halloween, Loeb worked with star artist Tim Sale. Here he worked with Jim Lee, one of the most popular artists in all of comics.

In many ways, Loeb’s intention was simply to give Lee as much cool stuff to draw as possible, and to that end, Loeb wrote the series (where Batman is besieged by a mysterious new villain named Hush) with lots of notable events taking place, including Batman and Catwoman getting together and Batman and Superman having a dramatic battle (Superman was being mind-controlled by Poison Ivy).

Saturday, 26 July 2014

Top 10 Countdown: July 26, 2014

10. Arkells - Come To Light
Last week: NEW!

9. Four Year Strong - Go Down In History
Last week: 10.

8. Weird Al Yankovic - Handy
Last week: NEW!

7. Brigades - Small Time Crooks
Last week: 2.

6. Handguns - The Loved Ones That Hate Us
Last week: 7.

5. Hedley - Heaven In Our Headlights
Last week: 6.

4. Knuckle Puck - No Good
Last week: 5.

3. Aaron West And The Roaring Twenties - Divorce And The American South
Last week: 4.

2. Driver Friendly Feat. Dan Campbell (The Wonder Years) - Stand So Tall
Last week: 3.

1. A Loss For Words - All This Time
Last week: 1.

Sunday, 20 July 2014

Special: Top 10 Spongebob Squarepants Episodes

Can you believe it's been over 15 years since SpongeBob premiered on Nickelodeon? That's right. The very first episode of SpongeBob Squarepants premiered on July 17, 1999. So with it's 15 year anniversary this week I decided to count down my Top favourite episodes, now you'll notice this list is all comprised of episodes from the first 4 seasons, there are currently 10. A couple reasons for this, firstly I am not a die hard Spongebob fan any more so I watch new episodes sporadically, secondly the first couple of seasons were just that good. On with the list!

10. The Secret Box

Patrick has a secret, in box form, and Spongebob wants to desperately know what is inside. He puts his friendship at risk by trying to steal the secret, but this is Patrick so is it really a worthwhile secret?

Spongebob and his naiveté/over obnoxious behaviour is on full display here in this episode. Don't let the fact that this episode rank near the end of this list fool you, it's chocked full of laughs and has a brilliant ending.


9. Rock-A-Bye Bivalve

Spongebob and Patrick come across a baby scallop and decide to play mom and dad to him, but things get difficult once Spongebob does all the parenting while Patrick works and relaxes all day.

The part that makes this episode so great is the real life implications imposed on the first time parents as Spongebob cares and nurtures the Scallop while Patrick remains distant.


8. New Student Starfish

Patrick decides to join Spongebob at boating school for the day, but these two friends are soon going to find out that being classmates may not be as easy as being neighbours.

Like The Secret Box, this episode shows what happens when Spongebob and Patrick's friendship is put to the test. It's also probably the stupidest, funny, Spongebob episode in existence. So of course it makes the list.


7. Band Geeks

Squirdward feels like his music career is going nowhere when old nemesis Squilliam calls and offers his band the chance to play the Bubble Bowl. Squidward can't say no, even though he has no band. He must get the citizens of Bikini Bottom to play well enough to save himself the embarrassment.

This is the episode near the top of everyone's list, and although I don't like it as much as most... I'm not a fan of the ending sequence that everyone seems to love except me, but it's still a laugh riot.


6. One Krabs Trash

Mr. Krabs riffles through the citizens of Bikini Bottom's trash to find items for his antique sale. When he sells Spongebob a novelty #1 hat and then finds out the value of said hat (a million dollars) he tries desperately to get it back.

Mr. Krabs is cheap... But is he about to defile a grave over money? Of course he is. It also features likely the best fight scene Spongebob Squarepants has ever seen.

  

5. The Bully

There's a new student in Mrs. Puff's class, Flats Flounder, who wants to kick Spongebob's butt.

This episode tends to get overlooked but it has a good message to kids, also teachers are ridiculous when it comes to butt kicking.


4. The Camping Episode

Spongebob and Patrick are holding their annual camping trip and Squidward couldn't be more excited to have them leave for a weekend the only problem is this years trip is on Spongebob's front lawn... sand? Anyway... Squidward decides to show them how a real outdoors man camps, however he is not as prepared for the wilderness as he thinks.

I originally had this episode out of my top 5 but I had forgotten how funny it was, especially Squidward, he's given a rare chance to shine and he does not miss the opportunity... Even if it hurts him.


3. Chocolate With Nuts

Spongebob and Patrick want to live the fancy lifestyle so they decide to become entrepreneurs... By selling chocolate!

Along with Band Geeks, this is the most listed episode on top lists everywhere. Spongebob and Patrick learn that lying is no shortcut to success here... Actually we pretty much learn the opposite. But this episode is hilarious!


2. I Had An Accident

After a traumatic accident leaves Spongebob's backside in pieces, he decides not to leave his house since if he injures it again he'll be stuck in The Iron Butt. Sandy and Patrick must convince him to leave his house somehow.

I really wanted to make this number 1, but unfortunately when push comes to shove I had to place this at number 2. More laughs than should be allowed in a 12 minute episode. And that ending... Dear lord that ending is fantastic.


1. Krusty Towers

Mr. Krabs stays at a hotel and gets pampered but has to pay for every little thing, mostly at exorbitant prices. Thus he decides to open his own hotel, yet employee Squidward has some problems adjusting.

For whatever reason, no one seems to love this episode but me. But it is quotable and hilarious. The dialogue between Patrick and Squidward is what makes the episode. Whether Patrick is learning that the Krusty Krab is now a hotel, or learning it for the second or third time... Or if he's simply trying to get away from it all with a suitcase full of rocks.

Saturday, 19 July 2014

Top 10 Countdown: July 19, 2014

10. Four Year Strong - Go Down In History
Last week: NEW!

9. Man Overboard - Wide Awake
Last week: 3.

8. A Day To Remember - End Of Me
Last week: 8.

7. Handguns - The Loved Ones Who Hate Us
Last week: 9.

6. Hedley - Heaven In Our Headlights
Last week: 7.

5. Knuckle Puck - No Good
Last week: 6.

4. Aaron West And The Roaring Twenties - Divorce And The American South
Last week: 5.

3. Driver Friendly Feat. Dan Campbell (The Wonder Years) - Stand So Tall
Last week: 4.

2. Brigades - Small Time Crooks
Last week: 1.

1. A Loss For Words - All This Time
Last week: 2.

Sunday, 13 July 2014

Special: Warped Tour 2014 Review

Firstly, I haven't done a show review in forever so this makes my loins feel good. I attended the Darien Lake stop of the Vans Warped Tour this past Tuesday, which happened to be my tenth straight year attending Warped and it didn't leave me with those good loin feelings I previously described.

Let me preface this but listing the Top 20 bands I wanted to see in order of how much I was excited for them:

1. State Champs (Played at 12:10 on the Kevin Says Stage)
2. Chunk! No, Captain Chunk (Played at 6:50 on the Ernie Ball Stage)
3. The Summer Set (Played at 2:30 on the Main Stage)
4. Yellowcard (Played at 6:35 on the Main Stage)
5. The Story So Far (Played at 12:15 on the Main Stage)
6. Aaron West And The Roaring Twenties (Played at 5:30 in the Acoustic Basement)
7. Mayday Parade (Played at 11:05 on the Main Stage)
8. Four Year Strong (Played at 4:50 on the Main Stage)
9. Bayside (Played at 12:15 on the Journey's Stage)
10. We Are The In Crowd (Played at 11:45 on the Warhead's Stage)
11. Saves The Day (Played at 6:45 on the Warhead's Stage)
12. Real Friends (Played at 4:15 on the Journey's Stage)
13. The Maine (Played at 3:45 on the Warhead's Stage)
14. Breathe Carolina (Played at 4:15 on the Main Stage)
15. We The Kings (Played at 6:00 on the Main Stage)
16. Bowling For Soup (Played at 7:10 on the Main Stage)
17. Anthony Raneri (Played at 2:35 in the Acoustic Basement)
18. Courage My Love (Played at 6:10 on the Ernie Ball Stage)
19. Less Than Jake (Played at 7:45 on the Main Stage)
20. Nick Santino (Played at 12:50 in the Acoustic Basement)

A quick glance at the schedule will show you that there was a ridiculous amount of conflicts as in the top 5 alone I only saw 2 full sets and 2 partial sets (more on this later) but for now let's dive right in.

We arrived through the gates of Warped at about 11:15, luckily for us the main stages were set up right near the entrance so after coming in and seeing Mayday Parade already playing we stayed and finished the set. From what I could gather we missed about 3 songs, maybe 4 from their set. After Mayday Parade we started adventuring but we couldn't find any of the other stages or the blow up schedule... After about 10 minutes we discovered there was a fence separating the two sides. I noticed The Story So Far was playing at 12:15 on the main stage by glancing over someone's shoulder at their schedule. I also noticed We Are The In Crowd was playing the Warhead's Stage at 11:45 and when we found the stage just before WATIC went on, which so happened to have the blow up schedule right behind us. It was around this point that I realized my most anticipated band was on at the same time as TSSF, not to mention Bayside, who I'm sure my girlfriend would've liked to see so I felt bad for taking a dictatorship vote and going to see State Champs, though we had to unfortunately leave WATIC early to get to the other stage, luckily we passed it going to find the Warhead's stage so we knew where to find it.

State Champs were great and my girlfriend really enjoyed it as she knew all the songs (I made her listen to The Finer Things a lot in the car back in winter) and they were just a really great show. I was still bummed about missing TSSF on the Main Stage for the first time and Bayside who I haven't seen in years but sometimes at Warped you have to deal with things like these, although what followed sucked... We couldn't find the Acoustic Basement stage so we couldn't watch Nick Santino (formerly of A Rocket To The Moon) though he was far down my list so I wasn't heartbroken. What sucked was the 2 hours wait between State Champs finishing (about 12:40) and The Summer Set (2:30). We looked around and started picking up merch and refilled our water supply about 1:20ish we decided to stop looking around for stuff and just sat in the grass since Santino was now done his set... However we had to listen to Falling In Reverse on the main stage from where we were sitting and although I understand he has his fan base, Ronnie Radke is not someone I enjoy, after about 15 minutes we decided to continue exploring before heading back to the Main Stage at around 2:00 to get in a good spot for The Summer Set, who we were both looking forward to.

While waiting The Ghost Inside were playing on the main stage and I was quite impressed with them, I generally not a fan of the metalcore but The Ghost Inside did it well and was quite enjoyable as far as an "in between band" goes and it was about this time that the rain started coming down. The Summer Set finally came on and everyone was standing on their chairs and me and the other 5 males in the audience made awkward glances to each other trying to make sure no one realizes how much we are enjoying ourselves amid a horde of screaming fangirls. The rain started slowing down and we went exploring some more, picking up our last bit of merch and refilling our water supply. at 3:45 we went to watch The Maine on the Warhead's Stage and as the rain fell, The Maine continued to play, however after a handful of songs the rain got stronger and stronger, knowing that we were heading back to the Main Stage to see Breathe Carolina at 4:15, my girlfriend wanted to see them and they were close enough to Real Friends in my rankings that I didn't feel too bad about missing them so she can have a better experience, we decided that we'd just head back to the main stage to get out of the rain since we'd have to miss the last two songs anyways it wasn't worth getting more drenched to hear another two songs.

Breathe Carolina brought out giant beach balls, which are always a favourite of mine, but other than that their set wasn't as good as I had expected since I generally like about half their songs. When Breathe Carolina finished, Four Year Strong started up on the Main Stage and I was stoked to see my Bearded Heroes back on stage. Their set was a perfect mix from their 3 past full lengths and their new EP which I picked up weeks ahead of it's release. After this solid set we went over to see Soupy from the Wonder Years side project Aaron West And The Roaring Twenties at the Acoustic Basement which we had since found behind all the record label booths. Soupy went fully into the character of Aaron West, so much in fact my girlfriend, who I'm certain now has never actually listened to The Wonder Years lyrics, was certain his real name was Aaron, he grew up in Long Island NY and had a wife named Diane. It was a great set and something much different than what I'm used to seeing at Warped and the pop punk kids crowded the tent since bands like Beebs And Her Money Makers and Motionless In White were occupying other stages.

It was a long walk back to the main stage after Aaron West as the hills and the mud was nearly unbearable when we made it back we saw We The Kings who I believe were still playing their first song when we showed up. We The Kings is another one of those bands I admire without ever actually getting super into them. It was a good set with a lot of new stuff and lots of old favourites as well. Once they finished up Yellowcard came on and they played their hearts out, for the 4 songs we seen anyway as Chunk! No, Captain Chunk was playing Ernie Ball at 6:50 and Yellowcard started at 6:35, this also meant missing Saves The Day at the Warhead's stage as they were going on at 6:45 which bummed me out since I love STD (heh) and have yet to see a full set of theirs. Even worse when we go to Ernie Ball Chunk was still setting up, or so I thought, turns out they had some technical difficulties and didn't get started until after 7 and only played 4 songs because of it, but boy was it an enjoyable 4 song set. After Chunk! We had the option of catching the last 2 or so songs of Bowling For Soup's set and then checking out Less Than Jake, but since both were low on my lists, and the convenience of the Ernie Ball stage being right next to the exit we decided to pack it in for the day. The weather and mud made it bad as did the worst scheduling I've ever had at a Warped but after 10 years of going, we were bound to have one of these. It will not prevent me from going to future tours as I'm already counting down to Warped Tour 2015.

Before we go let's just take a look at what I did get to see:

Full sets:

1. State Champs
3. The Summer Set
6. Aaron West And The Roaring Twenties
8. Four Year Strong
14. Breathe Carolina
15. We The Kings

Almost full sets:
7. Mayday Parade
10. We Are The In Crowd
00. The Ghost Inside

Partial sets:
2. Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! (technical difficulties)
4. Yellowcard
13. The Maine (our choice)
00. Falling In Reverse

Missed entirely:
5. The Story So Far
9. Bayside
11. Saves The Day
12. Real Friends
16. Bowling For Soup (could've seen last 2 songs, chose to leave)
17. Anthony Raneri
18. Courage My Love
19. Less Than Jake (our choice)
20. Nick Santino (couldn't find stage)

Here's hoping the weather is better next year and the schedule is better for us pop punk kids so we don't have to choose between The Story So Far and State Champs or Saves The Day, Yellowcard and Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!

Saturday, 12 July 2014

Top 10 Countdown: July 12, 2014

10. The Summer Set - Lightning In A Bottle
Last week: 5.

9. Handguns - The Loved One Who Hate Us
Last week: NEW!

8. A Day To Remember - End Of Me
Last week: 9.

7. Hedley - Heaven In Our Headlights
Last week: 8.

6. Knuckle Puck - No Good
Last week: 7.

5. Aaron West And The Roaring Twenties - Divorce And The American South
Last week: 6.

4. Driver Friendly Feat. Dan Campbell (The Wonder Years) - Stand So Tall
Last week: 4.

3. Man Overboard - Wide Awake
Last week: 3.

2. A Loss For Words - All This Time
Last week: 2.

1. Brigades - Small Time Crooks
Last week: 1.

Sunday, 6 July 2014

Special: Tammy Review

Tammy is having a really bad day. She's totalled her clunker car after hitting a deer (deer's hit back FYI), gotten fired from her thankless job at a greasy burger joint and, instead of finding comfort at home, finds her husband getting comfortable with the neighbour in her own house. It's time for her to leave town, something her mother calls her pattern, she always has a fit, leaves vowing to not return only to return the very next day. The one hold up in her plan this time? She's broke and without wheels. The worse news is her grandma, Pearl, is her only option-with a car, cash, and an itch to leave town and see Niagara Falls. Not exactly the escape Tammy had in mind. But on the road, with grandma riding shot gun, it may be just what Tammy needs.

Tammy stars Melissa McCarthy as the titular character whose life is in ruins after the events described above. Driving around with her diabetes ridden, alcoholic grandmother, played by Susan Sarandon, isn't helping her case very much despite the fact she's supplying the wheels and over $6,000 in cash. Along the journey Tammy and her grandma Pearl discover they may not be as different as they thought they were at the beginning of their journey as they find love, life and advice to make them better people. Typical comedy right???

Wrong. Tammy is not only unfunny... It borders on "Not even trying to be funny" territory. I can tell you while watching Tammy the amount of times I laughed can be counted on one hand., and not one of those times was the laughter consistent it was pretty much chuckles. That's what this movie should be classified as a road trip chuckler. Although this movie is unfunny it doesn't necessarily fail. Most people would expect a Melissa McCarthy movie to be funny or at least try to be so I can understand people being disappointed with the final product (2.5/10 score on Metacritic right now) but what it lacks in laughter it makes up with heart.

The beginning of the movie was very uneven... I'm not sure if husband and wife writing duo of McCarthy and Ben Falcone are new to the whole writing thing, for what it's worth neither of them have any prior screenwriting credits, but it is incredibly rocky, the shabby editing doesn't help with this problem either. It does eventually even out near the end but it's like that old adage "It's not the destination that's important, it's the adventure along the way" and the adventure to the end result was rough.
Melissa McCarthy continues to be a viable screen presence, even if the lovable fat loser shtick is getting stale quickly. The supporting cast is equally impressive as we tend to not see Sarandon is this kind of role but she buys in 100% and is engaging throughout. Love interest Marc Duplass plays Bobby, given the scripting issues he doesn't get given a whole lot but is able to stack up against McCarthy and Sarandon with ease. Kathy Bates and Sandra Oh have won enough awards to know they can act, but make them a lesbian couple and they are easily the best parts of Tammy, perhaps only because they are the moral centre point and appear only when the script starts to smooth out, but I doubt it. Its just great casting and even better acting. It's unfortunate they couldn't have, you know, actual writers and a director (Falcone again) who has been around the block before.
In the end Tammy is unfortunately billed as a comedy despite not being funny which of course will lead to disappointment, especially given McCarthy's stature as the funniest woman in the world. The cast is great but due to the inexperienced writing and directing the film suffers and shabby post production makes those points more visible than they may have been if it had better editing. The uneven nature of the movie will annoy the film aficionados out there, but may not be apparent to the casual movie goers but in the end the movie finds it's way, no matter how awkward it is, and stops trying to use desperate attempts at humour that fail and embraces it's human element. I give Tammy 3 Fast Food Robberies out of 5.

Saturday, 5 July 2014

Top 10 Countdown: July 5, 2014

10. Real Friends - Loose Ends
Last week: NEW!

9. A Day To Remember - End Of Me
Last week: NEW!

8. Hedley - Heaven In Our Headlights
Last week: 9.

7. Knuckle Puck - No Good
Last week: NEW!

6. Aaron West And The Roaring Twenties - Divorce And The American South
Last week: NEW!

5. The Summer Set - Lightning In A Bottle
Last week: 1.

4. Driver Friendly Feat. Dan Campbell (The Wonder Years) - Stand So Tall
Last week: 5.

3. Man Overboard - Wide Awake
Last week: 4.

2. A Loss For Words - All This Time
Last week: 3.

1. Brigades - Small Time Crooks
Last week: 2.

Monthly Movie Madness: July 2014

Okay so maybe June was a little bit of a disappointment for me, that doesn't take away from the fact that July is sitting in the wings ready to impress... Let's check out my picks for this month...

5. Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes: So I know Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes was beloved by most, but not me, I found it just okay... Now my dislike of James Franco is well documented so maybe that's why? Either way, like most movies on this list, there's a problem here but I'm still willing to give it a fair chance to prove me wrong amid a very strong summer movie season, especially for sequels in my opinion thus far.

Synopsis: A growing nation of genetically evolved apes led by Caesar is threatened by a band of human survivors of the devastating virus unleashed a decade earlier. They reach a fragile peace, but it proves short-lived, as both sides are brought to the brink of a war that will determine who will emerge as Earth's dominant species.

4. Lucy: Luc Besson has had some stinkers (From Paris With Love comes to mind) and even his anticipated English version of District 13 from earlier this year (Brick Mansions) wasn't much to write home about. But Lucy looks more Taken than Revolver. In between a slew of summer blockbusters Lucy has a chance to breakout with a big star in a seemingly interesting sci-fi premise... Though I said the same about Transcendence so... Yeah... The trailer looks great though! Moving on...

Synopsis: From La Femme Nikita and The Professional to The Fifth Element, writer/director Luc Besson has created some of the toughest, most memorable female action heroes in cinematic history. Now, Besson directs Scarlett Johansson in Lucy, an action-thriller that tracks a woman accidentally caught in a dark deal who turns the tables on her captors and transforms into a merciless warrior evolved beyond human logic.

3. Sex Tape: The marketing campaign is pushing the Bad Teacher angle in the ads for this film and although the movie did good business, I for one was disappointed by the movie and although I love Segal, his star has dropped somewhat but Diaz just had a surprise hit with The Other Woman which appealed to women so there is a good shot that Sex Tape is a success... I'm just still iffy on if I'll enjoy it or not.

Synopsis: Jay (Jason Segel) and Annie (Cameron Diaz) are a married couple still very much in love, but ten years and two kids have cooled the passion. To get it back, they decide - why not? - to make a video of themselves trying out every position in THE JOY OF SEX in one marathon three-hour session. It seems like a great idea, until they discover that their most private video has gone public. In a panic, they begin a wild night of adventure - tracking down leads, roping in friends, duping Annie's boss - all to reclaim their video, their reputation, their sanity, and, most importantly, their marriage.

2. The Purge: Anarchy: Unlike Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes, I haven't seen the first movie in this franchise, but had it not of been on my to watch list already, Ethan Hawke is in The Purge so of course I'm going to watch it, the trailer for Anarchy would have been enough to get me excited and watch the original.

Synopsis: The Purge is a night where all crime is legal and all hospitals, fire stations and police stations in the United States are closed down for 12 hours. A couple, Shane and Liz (Zach Gilford and Kiele Sanchez), are driving home to their kids when their car runs out of gas just as the Purge commences, and they flee from masked attackers on motorcycles and minibikes. Meanwhile, Leo (Frank Grillo) goes out into the streets to get revenge on the man (Brandon Keener) who killed his son, and a mother and daughter, Eva and Cali (Carmen Ejogo and Zoe Soul), run into their night after an unknown group of well-equipped assailants break into their tenement. The five people meet up as they attempt to survive the night in Los Angeles.

1. Video Games: The Movie: I've never ranked a documentary #1 before... In fact I may not have actually ranked a limited release #1 before but come on... Documentary about video games from Zach Braff of Scrubs fame? Sign me up!

Synopsis: From executive producer Zach Braff and director Jeremy Snead, VIDEO GAMES: THE MOVIE is an epic feature length documentary chronicling the meteoric rise of video games from nerd niche to multi-billion dollar industry. Narrated by Sean Astin and featuring in-depth interviews with the godfathers who started it all, the icons of game design, and the geek gurus who are leading us into the future, VIDEO GAMES: THE MOVIE is a celebration of gaming from Atari to Xbox and an eye-opening look at what lies ahead.

Honourable mentions: Wish I Was Here, Boyhood, Deliver Us From Evil

Tuesday, 1 July 2014

Comic Shop Corner: July 2014

Another month is year and we're digging deeper into the major summer crossovers but let's look at what else July has to offer shall we?

July's Donny-Approved Series:

DC's Grayson
DC's New Suicide Squad
Marvel's Deadpool: Dracula's Gauntlet
Marvel's Deadpool Vs. X-Force

Biggest Storylines:

Dark Horse Comics: Conan Vs. Groo!?!?

It had to happen: Comics' two greatest (err..Kinda?) barbarians together at last!
The most heroic warrior in history meets the stupidest as Robert E. Howard’s immortal Conan the Barbarian crosses swords with Sergio Aragonés’s Groo the Wanderer in Groo vs. Conan #1. This four-issue miniseries was concocted by Mark Evanier and Sergio Aragonés, aided by illustrator Thomas Yeates and colorist Tom Luth. Will Conan annihilate Groo? Will Groo turn out to be the man who can defeat Conan? We’ll see. I do have a feeling however that Groo will be the focal point of the story... After all it is renown Groo scribe Mark Evanier taking the reigns on what is currently scheduled to be a 4 issue mini series

DC Comics: Change of scenery for Robin

In July we have a lot of changes to the Robin's we knew... In the events of Forever Evil, Nightwing was ousted as Dick Grayson so Dick does the only thing he can do... Become a spy. That's right. Nightwing is over but hello Grayson, the new monthly series from Tim Seeley. We also get a relaunched Teen Titans book starring Tim Drake's Red Robin and the one-shot "Robin Rises: Omega" promises that the hunt for Robin is over... And with Batman and... going back to it's original name Batman and Robin for July's issue #33 I tend to believe it. As an extra bonus Damian Wayne is one of 3 featured characters in this months issue of Secret Origins. So as I said... A lot of Robin going ons this month. None more important than discovering who the new (possibly old, who knows?) Robin is. My gut tells me Damian is coming back, but I'd like to see a new Robin personally.

IDW Publishing: Walter Simonson's Ragnarok (minus umlat)

Walter Simonson returns to comics in a BIG way with an all-new series… and doing what he does best!! He's one of the most acclaimed and respected creators in comics. He has done defining runs on Thor, Manhunter, Star Slammers, Elric, Orion and more. Now, in his first creator-owned series in 20 years, he brings his tremendous artistic arsenal to a brand new world… the twilight world of Ragnarök! Ragnarök…the Twilight of the Gods in Norse mythology…the destruction of the Nine Worlds.  And now, three hundred years later, the birth of vengeance.

"My wife and my children are dead. My brothers and sisters are dead. My parents are dead. The Great Enemies still live. But I swear on the shattered bones of my kinsmen… they will not live forever. I shall become… the storm"

Image Comics: New Rick Remender Series!!

You'll remember last month I talked fondly about Scott Snyder's The Wake ending, well go figure when one sea faring fantasy book ends another one is right there to pick up the slack. And this is no carbon copy reproduction, no sir, this is a brand new ongoing from Rick Remender! In the far distant future, the sun’s premature expansion has irradiated Earth, sending humanity to the lowest depths of the seas, hidden within radiation-shielded cities, while probes scour the universe for inhabitable worlds to relocate to. After tens of thousands of years, a single probe returns, crashing on Earth’s surface, a now-alien place no human has seen for many millennia. Frequent collaborators Rick Remender (Black Science, Uncanny Avengers) and Gred Tocchini (Last Days of American Crime, Uncanny X-Force) dive into an aquatic sci-fi/fantasy tale following two teams from the last remaining cities undersea as they race to the most unexpected alien world of all—the surface of Earth. This special introductory issue features 30 full pages of painted art!

Marvel Comics: Guardians Of The Galaxy overload

Ahead of the Guardians hitting the movie theatres in August, Marvel has upped there game releasing 3 new Guardian titles this month on top of the regular Guardians ongoing but also giving us special Guardians Of The Galaxy variant covers for all our favourite Marvel titles. Firstly is Guaradians Of The Galaxy: Galaxy's Most Wanted which pairs everyone's favourite bounty hunters in Groot and Rocket Raccoon. Speaking of Rocket he's also getting his own title, written and drawn by Marvel Baby expert Scottie Young. The other title is The Legendary Star Lord, his first solo series to go along with his first movie role. Marvel oftentimes puts giant pushes on it's titles they'll be doing big screen adaptations of, but I'm a little surprised that they didn't start this sooner so fans can get acquainted with Drax, Rocket, Star Lord and all the others.

Other top titles:

Image Comics' Spread

Description: Ten years ago, we dug too deep. We unleashed something ancient that couldn’t be controlled. Something that couldn’t be stopped, twisting everything it touched into more of itself. The Spread. Humanity was nearly destroyed before we found a way to slow the Spread to a crawl. Now, deep inside the quarantined zone, one man has found the key to stopping it forever: a baby girl. And if he can save her, he might save the world.

Dynamite Entertainment's The Devilers

Description: When the world is under siege from the pits of hell, it’s up to the DEVILERS to set things right. Seven of the world’s greatest exorcists pit themselves against Satan’s army, and all of creation hangs in the balance.  From the writer of THE BUNKER, THE ULTIMATES, and I, VAMPIRE comes a horror fueled adventure through hell itself.